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You're going to get banned!
 

 
 

—True, true.

You see? Anyone who goes against the hivemind IS A NAZI!
You see? Anyone who goes against the hivemind IS A NAZI!
Knockout
Type Community
Founded February 2019
Location Jewnited States of Americunts (where else?)
Key people Inacio
Nobody who you'd care about
Motto
Industry Tranny heaven where the hivemind screeches and you get banned
Products Rule 34 and furry pr0n
Website You asked for this

Shitpunch Knockout is an open-source, undead, bloated, tranny-infested corpse of Facepunch trying to pass itself off as Facepunch's successor in the same way as an illegitimate child would. Being absolutely infested with trannies, incels, socially dead faggots, retards, and SJWs, it manages to combine the worst elements of Facepunch and ResetEra into one in a way that a lot of people asked for.

Just like Facepunch, approximately 99.9% of the forums features off-topic bullshit that nobody gives a fuck about. 41% 33% of the userbase are trannies, so if you're a member of Knockout unironically, you know what to do. It is also one of the easiest forums to troll because the members, instead of doing the right thing and not giving a fuck, will hilariously sperg out until they are also banned for derailing the thread. Did you really expect anything else from seething nostalgiatards butthurt over losing their favorite hugbox?

Some argue that Knockout has in fact banned at least half of its userbase. The remaining half have either deleted their accounts or are too busy jacking each other off to notice that their site is dying.

PROTIP: In May 2021, the admins, who were butthurt over Kiwi Farms, banned archiving of the super sekrit Meta forum so take screenshots instead of wasting your time using archive.is.

Origins

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What you'll usually notice on Facepunch Knockout

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The forums of Knockout

How to troll Knockout

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Features of Knockout

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Lulzy Knockout drama

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