User:I hate autistic people/Object Shows

Right in 2010, the Battle for Dream Island fanbase went to Hell. The public debut of Inanimate Insanity in a shitty trailer got the BFDI fans so jealous, they decided to create their own shows based on that show. A ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff. Do we really need to go on?

Notable Object Shows

As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an object show. Some notable object shows are:

• Inanimate Insanity - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island in the second season onwards, albeit being absolute dogshit until the aforementioned season, which is less shittier than the first. Ironically, this show became better than the show it was inspired by.
• BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT - The other 4 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. (Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)
• Challenge to Win - Like the title suggests it's another show that has the same old boring "Challenge for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using Scratch, a shitty website objectcucks seem to love.
• The Optical and The Illusions - The first Object show to be hardcore as fuck and curse. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
• Shape World - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
• Object Overload - Another generic object show. The creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.
• Object Terror - An object show that started out normal, but got a reboot that started out like its first version, but became edgier after that and got another reboot, and also the creator made it to hardcore because of the name because it turns out has has Aspie Asperger's.
• Next Top Thingy - NTT was a short lived object show with the same overused "Challenge for prize" plot that has been done so many times that it's actually hard to count the amount of object shows with the same plot. This show was basically what you'd get if you put the deviantart side of the object community and animated it. It was cancelled after the 2nd episode for unknown reasons.
• Object Show 87 - An accurate parody of object shows using the most overdone Object Show Cliches.
• Battle For Space Palace - BFDI but users play as the contestants. The characters didn't even speak until episode 17 and the creator is too lazy to make the last episode.
• Book from BFDI - A "spin-off" made by some 15 year old Objectcuck who's name is "ISBSP" (International Sucking Ball Sacks Palace). This object show, like I.I and the BFDI saga, has a Italian "dub" produced by a sped.

How to make your own object show

1. Coming up with the plot: Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
2. Characters: Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
3. Animation: Who gives a shit about animation? Just make slideshows in PowerPoint; little kids will still watch it.
4. Voices: Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start deepthroating it then record all that and put it in your shitty show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fatass characters.

Object Show Cliches

• Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
• First challenge is some characters fighting on a wooden beam.
• Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
• Character with no legs or arms
• Character is a JPEG image taken off Google Images
• Female character with masculine voice or male character with squeaky voice
• Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X" (eg: Don't call me nigger!)
• Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
• Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
• Show is about doing contests to win something
• Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
• Androgynous characters
• The "nice guy" character
• Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech because the BFDI fandom are all pussies who wont use copyrighted music)
• Character ripped straight out of a cartoon or videogame
• Character that isn't even an object and is just a ball with limbs and hair
• Internet users as characters. (ex. An "objectsona" of some crippled 12 year old on Twatter)
• Character from a meme that will die very quick (ex. Ugandan Knuckles)
• Characters has to be some sort of new made up gender by Tumblrfags (ex. Nonbinary)