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This person has Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

WARNING:

With Jews, you lose!

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Laaiti Richard Ekenstéen
Nationality:	Half Breed Swede
Highscore	2 injured
Style	Single player, Hack'n'Slash
An Hero?	No, v&

Laaiti Ekenstéen^✡^卐 is a Jewish retard from Sweden who after reading Brenton Tarrant's manifesto, quickly became a mass murder obssessed-"white supremacist and set out for the High Score when he “attacked” his school East London style, in the name of saving the White race and glorious Evropa. Sadly, knives can't mow down every immigrant on Earth meaning the jewfag only injured 2 people before getting v&.

He was friends with another "white-supremacist" retard who also attacked his school, Hugo Jackson, who injured 1 teacher, attempted to an hero by suicide by cop but got v& instead. Hugo was infact a spic but larped as white online after getting radicalized by his Jewfag friend this article is centred around. Nobody even remembers these fags in Sweden, however there is a niche group on the webz who are obssessed with autists like these for some fucking reason.

Background

We don't why THE LAAITI became the way he was, probably because he got tired of the migrant kids in his class cucking him in Counter-Strike and after reading The Daily Tarrant, knew he had to share the message of how immigrants are ruining Europe (and vidya) by making and spreading right-wing propaganda and Brenton Tarrant edits on Discord servers.

A few years before this, he met a certain Hugo Jackson, a spic who was also from Sweden. The two became friends likely due to a homosexual connection between them. At some point during their friendship, Laaiti radicalized him to the point where the spic knew he had to save Europe and the white race by "attacking" his school for some reason. Unlike other Tarrant inspired cucks, he succesfully livestreamed it and played music during the whole thing but his audience of fucking nobody was likely dissapointed as he only injured 1 [white] teacher before getting v& while playing Don't Stop Me Now. lol

Hugo's shitty attack likely motivated Laaiti to take the final step, stop shitposting and make real life effort better than Hugo's ever could have been and be the one to save Europe. Yay!

Stabbing

On the 10th of January, 2022, our Jewish warrior entered his school dressed in all black clothing, carrying 4 knives whilst blasting Don't Stop Me Now by Queen on a bluetooth speaker attached to his belt. He sat down in class when his teacher probably verbally raped him about being late or some shit like that. Laaiti responded "What in the devil?" and stabbed the teacher like the korsfarare he was obssessed with. He then went up to a student and tried to stab him but missed everytime probably because his long fucking hair was in his eyes. The student along with others ran to an emergency exit, the Laaiti stabbed into the mass of retards and actually injured the student he tried to stab just before (Coincidence?) whilst also stabbing himself in the pinky in the process. The retard then realized that he couldn't make anymore of an "effort" and said "Dang nabbit!", stabbed his knivar into a desk, called the polis, sat patiently to soon get v& by Sverige's top finest with only 2 injured. But hey, at least he beat Hugo's score, lol.

Aftermathen

After the attacken, his buddies in his Telegram groups were delighted. But because he didn't catch any frags, are jewsader was only mentioned in 2 news articles before being ~~forgotten forever, even in Sweden.~~ HANG ON!!11!, this nigga for some reason has a billion people editing his Wikipedia article every millisecond and there is a small community of people on the interwebz that are obsessed with the jew and his spic friend.

Since Swedish jail-kiddos are allowed to use the internet whilst serving their sentence, our boy is amongst the normies and uploading music videos...? Yea, he uploads himself playing guitar on his JewTube. He apparently gets messages from obsessed fags constantly on his Discord too.

The nigga has autism, ADHD and Oppositional defiant disorder and was entenced to 3 and a half years in juvie for attempted murder and will have to pay 40,000 Swedish krona that he dosen't have to the "victims". So what can we take from this? Don't try and get the High Score because chances are you're going to end up like this dood due to you being retarded. Leave it to the the big kids to save Europe.

Spanish Wikipedia fucks up

On August 2, 2022, on the | Spanish Wikipedia page of school attacks, an anonymous editor made a mistake and instead of putting Kristianstad, Sweden, she put Kristiansund, Norway. Many people didn't know if it was in Norway or Sweden. Finally, in mid-August or September 2023, someone (probably ed's own ForcedMeme lol) corrected it so that there were no more undecided people.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item	Accessories/Bonus
Primary: 4 knives	Only one used though.
Perk: Ghost Pro	Had to call the polis himself.
Spell: Nazi	*Double damage against Muslims, Americans, non-Aryans ~~and Jews~~.
Spell 2: Jew	Double damage against Arabs, Americans, and Germans.

Graded Score

Graded Score

Kill count:	0/20
Accuracy:	2/20 NO DEAD, ONLY 2 IDIOTS INJURIEZED.
Style:	5/20 Blasted musik during, kinda cool drip
Butthurt:	0/20 Nobody cared
Bonus:	1/20 Managed to surpass Hugo
Total Score: 12/100 (F----)