Ed Buck

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Edward Bernard Peter Buck (born Edward Bernard Peter Buckmelter, August 1954) is a billionaire donor to the Democratic Party, but in his spare time he is a candyman, rapist, and serial killer. He is also a nigger-fetishist, which all decent-minded readers will find naturally abhorrent.

Political career

Buck has never held elected office, but has been involved in several high-profile campaigns. These include the drive to impeach Arizona Governor Evan Mecham in 1987.

About that other stuff though?

Buck is well-known among the gayboy whores of Hollywood for enticing them to his apartment at 1234 Laurel Avenue, injecting them with overdoses of crystal meth, and then having sex with their unresponsive bodies. Two known fatalities have resulted from this harmless pastime. Buck has never been prosecuted in relation to these deaths or any others.

Strangely, 26-year-old Gemmel Moore, one of the men found dead at Buck's apartment had been keeping a journal, in which he recorded his descent into addiction and exploitation.


   
 
I honestly don’t know what to do. I’ve become addicted to drugs and the worst one at that. Ed Buck is the one to thank. He gave me my first injection of crystal meth it was very painful, but after all the troubles, I became addicted to the pain and fetish/fantasy.
 

 
 

—Diary of Gemmel Moore, December 2, 2016

   
 
If it didn’t hurt so bad, I’d kill myself but I’ll let Ed Buck do it for now.
 

 
 

—Diary of Gemmel Moore, December 3, 2016



Buck's attorney, Seymour Amster, has denounced the diary as a forgery. He has also denounced (unpublished) photographs of Moore and Buck together, claiming they were forged too. It can surely be just a matter of time before Amster denounces Moore's corpse as a forgery, and perhaps Buck's apartment (where it was found) will turn out to be a forgery too, designed to throw investigators off the scent of the real culprit. You just don't know who to believe in a situation like this.

After Moore's death in July 2017, Buck kept himself out of trouble for a while. As of January 8, 2019, another dead nigger has been found in his apartment under similar circumstances. Seymour Amster has not yet claimed the similar circumstances are a forgery, but when he does, we'll report it.

See also

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