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This article reads like it was written by a dick-sucking fangirl. Where is the satire? Where are the lulz? This is a really bad article and whoever rewrote it should feel ashamed of themselves. --zaiger (talk) 12:42, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

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Phobos and I are in #ED-Logging discussing how to salvage this article 12:47, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

I know how to irc thx. --zaiger (talk) 12:55, 24 April 2013 (EDT)
Sorry, that wasn't directed towards you. It was for anyone else interested in helping out. I know we have instructions but I added that for convenience 12:59, 24 April 2013 (EDT)

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Apr 15 15:37:01 *	aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 15:37:05 <PieAreSquare>	Yeah, I meant the people who don't want to do a SFW wiki
Apr 15 15:37:06 <LYNX>	we all die anyways
Apr 15 15:37:10 <Finney>	and yes, fucking anon is sooooo stupif
Apr 15 15:37:11 <aush0k>	hello faggots
Apr 15 15:37:14 <Finney>	the forums will be NSFW
Apr 15 15:37:16 <PieAreSquare>	Not everyone is going to want to contributo to ohi
Apr 15 15:37:19 <aush0k>	what has happened to ed ?
Apr 15 15:37:21 <Finney>	aush0k: hello boring troll
Apr 15 15:37:27 <kasper>	PieAreSquare, good
Apr 15 15:37:28 <Finney>	aush0k: ED evilved
Apr 15 15:37:32 <Finney>	evolved also
Apr 15 15:37:37 <PieAreSquare>	ashok: We're not doing it any more, fuck off
Apr 15 15:37:55 <Finney>	lol
Apr 15 15:38:03 <LYNX>	aushOk, what's wrong?
Apr 15 15:38:05 <PieAreSquare>	We're on holiday forever
Apr 15 15:38:07 <aush0k>	the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:38:20 <PieAreSquare>	Never heard of them
Apr 15 15:38:21 <Finney>	aush0k, if you think that's true, be my guest
Apr 15 15:38:21 <PieAreSquare>	FUck off
Apr 15 15:38:22 <LYNX>	ok
Apr 15 15:38:33 <ttj>	WHY DID WE OFFEND IRC.GROVE.BZ
Apr 15 15:38:35 <ttj>	WHY
Apr 15 15:38:36 <ttj>	YOU ASSHOLES
Apr 15 15:38:44 <PieAreSquare>	I thought it had been well established that we'd been bought and now we're all rich
Apr 15 15:38:48 <Finney>	lolol
Apr 15 15:38:49 <LYNX>	aushOk, go start an article about that
Apr 15 15:38:53 <Finney>	Pie, true
Apr 15 15:38:58 <Finney>	lol Lynx
Apr 15 15:38:59 <Finney>	yes
Apr 15 15:39:07 <Finney>	that is the appropriate course of action:
Apr 15 15:39:07 <deuZ>	[00:40:15] <aush0k> the death of encyclopediadramatica may be attributed to attracting the attention of irc.grove.bz #Grove
Apr 15 15:39:08 <PieAreSquare>	I can has my jewgolds nao, Sherrod
Apr 15 15:39:13 <deuZ>	what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:19 <deuZ>	is that some fucking faggot hivemind?
Apr 15 15:39:22 <PieAreSquare>	Never heard of it
Apr 15 15:39:27 <deuZ>	YOU
Apr 15 15:39:28 <deuZ>	PieAreSquare
Apr 15 15:39:35 <deuZ>	why did you molest me
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k>	[17:41:10] <+deuZ> what the fuck is irc.grove.bz?
Apr 15 15:39:40 <aush0k>	[17:41:16] <+deuZ> is that some fucking faggot hivemind like ED?
Apr 15 15:39:46 <PieAreSquare>	The answer to that question
Apr 15 15:39:46 <Finney>	lol
Apr 15 15:39:51 *	Finney sets ban on *!*@4D73B2E7.7638D553.ACEAA30.IP
Apr 15 15:39:55 <Finney>	yes hello
Apr 15 15:39:59 <PieAreSquare>	Is the same as the answer to EVERY question which starts "Why did you molest me"
Apr 15 15:40:01 <Finney>	you are not saying anything of value
Apr 15 15:40:04 <PieAreSquare>	Because you were asking it, obv
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ>	PieAreSquare, was not asking to get molested on the wiki
Apr 15 15:40:15 <deuZ>	yet i did
Apr 15 15:40:16 <deuZ>	by you
Apr 15 15:40:16 *	aush0k ([email protected]) has left #ed

Boss later graced ED irc with his presence once more to deliver a ddos on ED's replacement site Ohinternet and some spam. 

Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	mediacrat: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	killhamster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Fiskie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	fuith: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Knots: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	loli: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:13 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:14 <aush0k>	Cretin: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:15 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:16 <aush0k>	huff3r: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k>	Mancow: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:18 <aush0k>	Michelle: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:20 <aush0k>	nawcom: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k>	Teckie: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:21 <aush0k>	ttj: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:22 <aush0k>	abdul: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:23 <aush0k>	adjective_noun: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k>	Atlus: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:25 <aush0k>	Blanket: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:26 <aush0k>	Bwaah: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:27 <aush0k>	funknut: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:28 <aush0k>	galleria: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
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Apr 15 16:18:29 <aush0k>	hipcrime: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:31 <aush0k>	i: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:32 <aush0k>	JailBait: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:33 <aush0k>	joepie91: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <aush0k>	k-hate: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:34 <ttj>	ty aush0k 
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k>	Michael: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:35 <aush0k>	MTFinney: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k>	Num43: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:37 <aush0k>	pylon: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <aush0k>	Rokkross: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:39 <Rokkross>	Such a happy welcoming for everyone 
Apr 15 16:18:40 <aush0k>	Sariya: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k>	ScottSteiner: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:41 <aush0k>	toastmonster: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k>	twater: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:43 <aush0k>	VanKrauseLaptop: {W}ëlçømë Bãç{K}
Apr 15 16:18:44 <adjective_noun>	how are you gentlemen
Apr 15 16:18:52 *	Pogo ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:18:52 <Atlus>	lol shut up aush0k
Apr 15 16:18:59 <ttj>	all ur base
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	mediacrat: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	killhamster: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Fiskie: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	fuith: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	Knots: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:22 <aush0k>	loli: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:23 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:26 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:27 <aush0k>	Cretin: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:28 *	aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))
Apr 15 16:19:37 <Pory-tan>	lol
Apr 15 16:19:39 <Pory-tan>	ic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <loli>	oic
Apr 15 16:19:43 <VanKrauseLaptop>	Boss? He's back>
Apr 15 16:19:44 *	aush0k ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:19:48 <Pory-tan>	I already knew that though
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	mediacrat: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	Sheneequa: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	F_JUNK_DUMP: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	killhamster: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	Fiskie: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:53 <aush0k>	fuith: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:55 <aush0k>	hipcrime_: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:57 <aush0k>	Knots: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:19:58 <VanKrauseLaptop>	aush0k: This the real aush0k?
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k>	loli: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:00 <aush0k>	NoveltyFactor: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 <aush0k>	Pory-tan: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:03 *	brxbrx ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:05 <aush0k>	Cretin: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:06 <aush0k>	eta_carinae: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:08 <aush0k>	huff3r: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:11 <aush0k>	Mancow: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:12 *	mcknife ([email protected]) has joined #ed
Apr 15 16:20:12 <aush0k>	Michelle: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:14 <aush0k>	nawcom: wit: THIS DDOS HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE FRIENDLY HOMIES @ #GROVE
Apr 15 16:20:16 *	hipcrime_ sets mode +m #ed
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Apr 15 16:20:22 <hipcrime_>	jeezus
Apr 15 16:20:28 <hipcrime_>	yeah okay ddos successful
Apr 15 16:20:29 *	Fiskie has quit (Quit: Out of the way subplot, main story coming through~)
Apr 15 16:20:32 <hipcrime_>	now stfu
Apr 15 16:20:37 <VanKrauseLaptop>	I think b0ss is mad.
Apr 15 16:20:38 *	#ed :You need voice (+v) (#ed)
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Apr 15 16:20:55 *	mediacrat gives channel operator status to Finney
Apr 15 16:21:06 <Cretin>	http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljpgxzjV4U1qa5z1ro1_500.png <---- Fucking magnets, how do they make Melbourne a better place?
Apr 15 16:21:09 <Pory-tan>	lol
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Apr 15 16:21:15 *	mediacrat gives channel half-operator status to Needsmoarsyrup
Apr 15 16:21:23 *	Knots has quit (Client exited)
Apr 15 16:22:36 *	aush0k has quit ([anonymuncule.irc] Local kill by wit (dont highlight me plz))


Aush0k legend boss Boss loves old memes. 

== Known facts about the Eboss ==
*His current email is [email protected]
*He is one of the 3 final bosses of the internet.
*His stats are haxed at maximum value.
*Wears a suit at all times.
*He is the faggiest boner biting bragging whore i've ever met.
*He wears pink pajama pants.
*Edates fat whores and then sends them pizza and sandbags
*Is a skript kiddie and can't hack for shit.
*Owns rice fields filled with gooks and nukes.
*Talks out of his well spread asshole about shit he could never pull off.
*Shaves his butthole for his boyfirned (shown below).
*Likes lady boy's confirmed by {ANONYMOUS NAME}.
*Takes credit for other's work.
*Is a complete attention whore.
*Brags about shit no one gives fucks about.

-Last edited by: iKonroi

== IRC logs ==
'''Y U GET NULL ROUTED SON????'''
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*[FBI] sets mode: +ao Ms_Mister Ms_Mister
*Kakama sets mode: +v Ms_Mister
*+whurrk ([email protected]) Quit (Client exited)

=== ED irc gets Boss Spammed ===
Suffice to say, having his balls castrated on camera wasn't enough to deter aush0k from his duties. After Encyclopedia Dramatica went offline for good on April 14, 2011, Aush0k decided to pay ED irc a visit.

== Aussie version of [[Goatse]] ==
Aush0k being the butt raping queer he is, decided to show off his unwashed [[anus]] on MSN to his gay lover [[Taekesi]]
*Notice how it's shaved; obviously his boyfriend is into shaved butthole's. Also what's up with it being all pink and stretched? ugh #closset

== Dox ROFL ==
Aush0k aka Matt Faggot aka '''Matt Flannery''' put out some of his own fake dox to fool retards on [[AnonOps]]. '''The Feds weren't. SIRENS WEE WOOO WEE WOOO!!'''

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