Talk:Alternative Medicine

Black Salve?!

How can there be ZERO mention of this AWESOME "alternative" skin cancer "cure"...

http://www.quackwatch.org/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Cancer/eschar.html

There are even crazy nut jobs on YouTube doing it:

It's just AWESOME! :D

--Onideus 08:25, 8 August 2013 (EDT)

Laugh all you want now my friend, but perhaps one day you get matastatic melanoma yourself and you'll go batshits as well. This vid was a huge lulzkiller for me. Kretin 02:56, 26 September 2013 (EDT)

Actually my dad had skin cancer...but he didn't go all stupid dumbfuck and try and hack out parts of his head with uber caustic volatile organic compounds (VOCs), rather he went to an ~actual~ doctor and they just lasered it off with almost no cosmetic difference. Easy, breezy, miracle of modern science. Don't be stupid and dead like Steve Jobs, go to the fucking doctor and get *REAL* medical treatment, don't try and convince yourself that you can "cure cancer" with "natural remedies" and shit, cause YOU WILL DIE! My grandmother had cancer FOUR different times in her lifetime, each time modern medical science dealt with it and she lived to be nearly 100 years old before she died of natural causes. --Onideus 05:51, 26 September 2013 (EDT)

Joke is on you, Onideus went batshit without matastatic melanoma [sic]. Atomicnumber27 06:47, 26 September 2013 (EDT)