Talk:Monica Punk

There is as much material as there is fat bitch to work with here guis! Get typin'! Jazzybellio4912

• How did you make it so there's no ToC? Also, I think the theme of this article should be hot pink like her stupid hair color.
  oddguy
  11:22, 25 April 2014 (EDT)

The stupider you are, the pinker your hair... This is starting to not look like crap, but it still needs a better overall structure. I was pissing myself laughing when I originally wrote this, so it's all over the place. Thx for the pix guis! Jazzybellio4912

Tidied it up a little more - is it possible to change the crapstub to read:

"Monica Punk looks like shit, and whilst it is NOT a GOTIS, brave the images and videos - because this blimp is quite the lollercoaster. DO NOT beef up Monica - make her work for it."

Something like that perhaps...? Jazzybellio4912

Nice gallery! Asspats all round!

Although I wonder with this pic:

Is Monica taking to creating cardboard cutouts to make it look like she's bothered to get some friends, or did she get some friends because she couldn't be bothered to do all that cutting? Oh wait she said that she's too lazy to die so it's the former!

Who is this person, and are they trollable? Jazzybellio4912

• I think it's her girlfriend and probably yes.
  oddguy
  17:26, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

I think it is the former GF, Kate, if my memory doesn't fail me. Monica hates her now. CobaltCat 23:54, 27 April 2014 (EDT)

We should get the dirt on that - it's likely to be lulzy.

ALSO: If you check out 8:65 in her classic 'can't be fucked' video - perhaps we should look to note at every opportunity the similarity between Monica and Eric Cartman? Jazzybellio4912

• A bit early for front page, innit? You gays still haven't looked at her "art" or "poetry" ob her DA... This is a cow who's udders are teeming.
  oddguy
  19:14, 4 May 2014 (EDT)

Hey, feel free to sift through all of that and contribute. And in response to your earlier question, __NOTOC__ is the wiki code to suppress a TOC.  Sickpuppy  20:03, 4 May 2014 (EDT)

Trolling

I'm trolling this fat turd as we speak, have been for like well over a month now, but I can't say too much about it yet. I dunno where it's heading yet, but should there be something interesting I'll let you know. I've had many an interesting convo with her though. But so far nothing truly golden yet. --TROLAHOAR 03:05, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

• I contacted her on Facebook and tried to talk to her but she refused to talk to me because i'm a man and she hates men. I was able to convince her to be friends but been too lazy to talk to her again.
  oddguy
  04:13, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

If you can't say, you're not fit for ED.

Oddguy, you stupid fuck, it's

__NOTOC__

 VX  • 06:56, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

I can't say too much here but I am in very heavy contact with her. The problem is that a. I'm not sure where I'm going with this / her yet, b. I don't wanna be the one responsible for her to an hero, which given her medical history (specially also as of late) and emotional wellbeing, or rather not wellbeing, is a very possible outcome. Trolls remorse? Maybe. Be prepared, it's the boy-scouts marching' song? Yeah. --TROLAHOAR 09:06, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

• Negro pls.
  oddguy
  13:53, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

I know what it sounds like, trust me. --TROLAHOAR 19:12, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

Forgot to mention

Her trial is July the 17th. She's afraid she will go to prison like forever, for shit she did to some ex called Emily. --TROLAHOAR 19:13, 24 June 2014 (EDT)

She'll get out in a year or two just like Chris Chan - at which point it would be great to have her post a reaction video to this article. Unless she gets sent for an electric iPod. It'll be amazing if the judge doesn't realize how much she's taking from the taxpayer to sit on her ass all day everyday. Jazzybellio4912