Talk:Main Page/did you know/archive3

...that Kelly Kalogerakos giving barbed wire baseball bat to her son

It's true. She gave a baseball bat with razor wire on it to her three year old son, and then decided what a brilliant idea it would be to then post pictures of him posing with it to her Tumblr as you can see here, although I'm not sure if Florida Child Services have seen it yet.

She's either deleted them, or posted/re-posted a load of shit to push it down the page.

Seriously. cannot. believe. she. is. allowed. children. She seems plenty skilled at getting them tho.

Although I am surprised she hasn't sold her kids for crack yet. Jazzybellio4912

Global warming causes erectile dysfunction

.... that global warming is the cause of erectile dysfunction? [1] Chocolate3way 02:37, 27 March 2014 (EDT)

^reply 02:40, 29 March 2014 (EDT)

...that a woman slit her own throat in Asda in the north of the UK? [2]

^reply 10:25, 31 March 2014 (EDT)

Girl kills friend for posting naked photos

... that a Mexican slut stabbed another slut 65 times because she shared naked photos on Facebook? [3] Chocolate3way 02:58, 2 April 2014 (EDT)

lol I saw this, fucking hilarious. --Mantequilla (talk) 17:16, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

Nine month old boy accused for criminal acts in Pakistan

… that a nine month old boy can plan a murder, threaten police and interfere in state affairs in Pakistan ? [4] Հայ 13:34, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

fucking pakis --Mantequilla (talk) 17:16, 4 April 2014 (EDT)

Sweden is just like North Korea

... That Sweden is just like North Korea? [5] Chocolate3way 20:33, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

Nice read, very reactionary. VX •

21:50, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

Legos are tools of Satan

... That Legos are the tools of Satan used to bring children to "the dark side?" [6] Chocolate3way 23:54, 8 April 2014 (EDT)

^reply 00:20, 9 April 2014 (EDT)

That if you're an android user you're a mysoginist?

...That all android users are mysoginists? [7] Chocolate3way 23:56, 16 April 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy

14:04, 17 April 2014 (EDT)

That in Peoria, Illinois, you can get busted for calling the mayor a "weed-smoking, stripper-loving, Midwestern answer to Rob Ford" on twitter?

...That in Peoria, Illinois, you can get busted for calling the mayor a "weed-smoking, stripper-loving, Midwestern answer to Rob Ford" on twitter? [8]--Cyanator 21:27, 19 April 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy

00:06, 20 April 2014 (EDT)

Donald Sterling was racist in a private conversation

...that Donald Sterling was racist in a private conversation? — Preceding comment added by GayDouchebag (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

RIP. Sickpuppy 18:33, 29 April 2014 (EDT)

Six seniors in china committed suicide to be buried in the ground before the new cremation policy becomes effective

… that some people in China commit suicide to escape cremation policy ? [9] Հայ 10:53, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

You got it. Sickpuppy 14:07, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

Watch Dogs can teach you how to hack in real life

...According to Glenn Beck, the video game Watch Dogs can teach players how to hack computers and cell phones in real life? [10] Smashdude64 13:58, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

^reply 19:15, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

That there is a petition to keep Weegeeisgoingtokillm off M.u.g.e.n related material over his new "Trixie Lulamoon" Mugen character?

... That there is a petition to keep Weegeeisgoingtokillm off off M.u.g.e.n related material over his new "Trixie Lulamoon" Mugen character? [11] Dogonabone 17:31, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

^reply 19:15, 18 June 2014 (EDT)

Ya did with your article on him, but this tidbit isn't front page news. Sickpuppy 12:38, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Elf on acid

http://gawker.com/high-elf-high-on-acid-attacks-womans-bmw-with-a-sword-1579493237

Enough Said

--Seb 10:10, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Yesh. Sickpuppy 12:38, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Unfunny Ausfalia

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/06/19/16/36/pastafarian-guy-albon-wears-colander-in-gun-licence-photo

Australia.

Shame to live there.

--Seb 10:24, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

And double yesh. Sickpuppy 12:38, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

That a guy married his Xbox?

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/4442405_700b.jpg — Preceding unsigned comment added by Mugenrules53 (talk • contribs)

Antidepressants suicide warning labels causes more suicide

...that suicide warning labels on antidepressants are backfiring as they're increasing suicide rates? http://gawker.com/suicide-warnings-on-antidepressants-led-to-more-suicide-1593301775 Smashdude64 21:50, 19 June 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 10:09, 21 June 2014 (EDT)

speaks for itself...

http://rt.com/news/167684-stone-vagina-germany-rescue LurktheEdiot 03:34, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

^reply 03:44, 23 June 2014 (EDT)

Hipsters Nazis is the new kids on the block in Germany

http://rt.com/news/168680-nazi-hipsters-in-germany/

--KarlAres 08:14, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

Sieg feil. Sickpuppy 09:45, 27 June 2014 (EDT)

Nebraska released hundreds of inmates by mistake

http://rt.com/usa/169080-nebraska-inmates-release-mistake/ LurktheEdiot 12:02, 28 June 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 18:50, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

A zookeeper killed an ostrich and blamed a pony

...That a French zookeeper beaten an ostrich to death with a shovel and blamed a pony? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/zookeeper-who-battered-ostrich-death-3782018 Smashdude64 00:00, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 18:50, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

Rich chink didn't keep promise to hundreds of homeless people

...That a rich chink promised to give hundreds of hobos 300 dollars and a free meal, but didn't keep his promise. https://news.vice.com/article/hundreds-of-nycs-homeless-were-duped-by-a-chinese-millionaire-today Smashdude64 00:04, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 18:50, 29 June 2014 (EDT)

paypal freezes protonmail's account because encrypting emails isn't approved by the government

http://thehackernews.com/2014/07/paypal-freezes-275000-campaign-funds-of.html how dare those bastards at Cern, MIT and Harvard offer email encryption without government approval!— Preceding unsigned comment added by LurktheEdiot (talk • contribs)

Sickpuppy 10:46, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

french cops lose bomb at an airport during training exercise

http://rt.com/news/169808-france-police-explosives-airport/ LurktheEdiot 07:13, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

✓ Sickpuppy 10:46, 2 July 2014 (EDT)

The feminazis now have their own programming language.

https://gitorious.org/c-plus-equality/c-plus-equality/source/cefcfb4276889bd3833c539225a9cdfd3eb16d33:

I can't believe this shit. --KarlAres 11:35, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

It's been around for 7 months, but it's news to me. Sickpuppy 12:29, 4 July 2014 (EDT)

4chan vs Tumblr 2014

Compare this with this. --Cyanator 14:08, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

✓ Lol @ the one for Tumblr. Sickpuppy 08:10, 7 July 2014 (EDT)

Cheerleader killing endangered animals to save them

...that a Texas Tech cheerleader is hunting endangered animals in Africa, sell their corpses and use the money to save those endangered animals. http://lubbockonline.com/education/2014-07-01/tech-cheerleader-draws-criticism-african-hunting-photos#.U7m_AfldWSo Smashdude64 17:32, 6 July 2014 (EDT)

Yesh. Sickpuppy 08:10, 7 July 2014 (EDT)

Sleeping fatass sues Yankees and ESPN for 10 million

...that some fat fuck who slept during a Yankees game is suing ESPN and the Yankees for 10 million dollars for making fun of him on TV. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/fan-who-fell-asleep-during-yankees-red-sox-game-suing-for--10-million-203033996.html Smashdude64 22:40, 7 July 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 10:13, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

killer-robots.txt

... that the founders of Google, disallow their humanoid death robots T-800 and T-1000 to kill them? --Superm4n 16:09, 8 July 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sickpuppy 10:13, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

that an Ausfailian judge says incest and pedophilia is awwright

http://rt.com/news/171868-australia-judge-incest-homosexuality/ LurktheEdiot 05:34, 11 July 2014 (EDT)

Ausfailia, you dun goofed again. Sickpuppy 10:34, 12 July 2014 (EDT)

Never mind the fucking Australians....

The Americans want to force a child to produce porn of his naked penis to show in court so they can charge the child with making child pornography. I can't make this shit up. Everyone who believes in censorship in any way shape or form always goes beyond my comprehension in pursuit of it. Wnt 21:23, 12 July 2014 (EDT)

Yeah, and that photo wouldn't have been used for any purpose other than that one, of course... Sickpuppy 02:47, 14 July 2014 (EDT)

Smelling farts cures cancer!

that smelling farts cures cancer [12] Chocolate3way 00:03, 13 July 2014 (EDT)

You sick puppy. Sickpuppy 02:47, 14 July 2014 (EDT)

The KKK is giving out candy

....the KKK is trying new methods of recruiting by giving out goodie bags of candy in South Carolina. http://news.yahoo.com/kkk-gives-goodie-bags-recruit-knights-140756223.html Smashdude64 16:20, 16 July 2014 (EDT)

White power! Sickpuppy 02:20, 17 July 2014 (EDT)

Landwhale gets Instagram account deleted because she's too fat

http://www.tntmagazine.com/news/showbiz/teen-thinks-instagram-deleted-account-because-shes-too-fat

--GoldenIpodRecipient 15:45, 17 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 02:29, 18 July 2014 (EDT)

in europe, fat is a disability

http://rt.com/uk/173940-obese-employer-rights-europe/ LurktheEdiot 13:20, 19 July 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 10:45, 20 July 2014 (EDT)

A teenager killed himself because he couldn't take the perfect selfie

A teenager killed himself after not being able to take the perfect selfie [13] Chocolate3way 04:08, 22 July 2014 (EDT)

Jesus christ. Added it

ch@ / reply

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04:13, 22 July 2014 (EDT)

Beetles killed Beatle's Tree

....that George Harrison's(guitarist of The Beatles) tree memorial was destroyed by beetles. [14]Smashdude64 22:16, 22 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 01:51, 23 July 2014 (EDT)

Donut shop bans 4 year old for asking fat lady if she's preggo

.... a donut shop banned a 4 year old for asking a fat lady if she's pregnant. [15] Smashdude64 16:03, 23 July 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 09:14, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Gays are posessed by fart demons which cause pigs to an hero.

that gays are actually posessed by fart demons which smell so bad pigs will kill themselves. [16] Chocolate3way 01:31, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Uncyclopedian ~~humor~~. Sickpuppy 09:14, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

I think the long and the short of it is that one day some faggot decided to strike out against this preacher with Farts of Mass Destruction, leaving him ~~traumatized~~ divinely inspired. Wnt 16:57, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

Woman has sex toy in her vagina for 10 years.

... That a Scottish woman had a sex toy up her snatch for 10 years which made her incontinent. [17] Chocolate3way 01:44, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Yesh. Sickpuppy 09:14, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

cocaine use in Britain is now so high...

...it has contaminated the drinking water supply.[18] LurktheEdiot 03:55, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Sickpuppy 09:14, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

Needs a snappier headline. Did you know that...

... British drinking water contains so much piss that it FAILED THE PISS TEST? Wnt 17:00, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

(Just to do the math - according to [19] I'm seeing that the peak concentration of benzylecgonine is about 8000 ng/ml (12 hours after use). The level reported in the article above is 16 ng/l, which they cut down to 4 ng/l by treatment. That means that if everyone in Britain is totally high on coke all the time, then the water is only 1 part in 500,000 piss, which would be pretty good. I mean, if you have a "typical backyard swimming pool" with 150 cubic meters = 150,000,000 ml of water, that would be only, oh, 300 cc of piss in the pool, which is a pretty average urination volume. So you can just think of it as having a dope head come along and piss in your backyard swimming pool and then you pour a drink out of it. But the problem is that there might be at least a few blighters who aren't high all the time, whose piss doesn't contain a full dose of medicine, and they're flying under the radar - this forensic test isn't going to tell you how many of them were hanging out with the dope head pissing beside him into your backyard pool. Cheers! Wnt 17:16, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

Man sues hospital for cutting off his dick

...a man sues a hospital for cutting off his dick instead of doing it the Jew way of cutting it. [20] Smashdude64 17:21, 25 July 2014 (EDT)

That's what you get from a "Baptist Health System". Wnt 17:02, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 00:23, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

russian potluck, win $111,000 for cracking Tor

but you have to pay in first[21] LurktheEdiot 17:28, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 00:23, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

i dont even know how to present this one....

some cuntadian wants a non-white baby but the doc refused[22] LurktheEdiot 17:32, 27 July 2014 (EDT)

^reply 00:23, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

nigger killed himself by setting himself on fire for facebook.

http://www.thenewsnerd.com/local/boy-dies-participating-facebook-fire-challenge/

^reply 00:23, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

9/11 was Bill Clinton's fault

...that Bill Clinton blamed himself for not killing Osama Bin Laden so he won't kill 300 other sandniggers. [23] Smashdude64 17:31, 1 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 12:52, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

movie-goers went to see Guardians of the Galaxy

but the theaters played Rise of the Guardians instead[24] LurktheEdiot 22:50, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 07:46, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

only in indy...

crash spilled butter causing traffic jam [25] LurktheEdiot 23:31, 3 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 07:46, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

Civil War

...That how the Civil War started?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Civil_War -- Stench 15:20, 5 August 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

^reply 07:46, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

christian hypocrites

Fappy the Anti-masturbation Christian children's Superhero got arrested for fapping? In public? [26] killyourself 11:47, 7 August 2014 (EDT)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This story was a hoax

^reply 07:46, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

Did you know...

That a britbong was jailed over cartoon incest porn? Arcticphoenix95 23:22, 9 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 07:46, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

HOLY SHIT

Famed redneck turn-lefter Tony Stewart killed a man during a race.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dal7CLQiqqE

Video will probably be taken down by the time you read this. --GoldenIpodRecipient 13:13, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

Boring news video is boring, found and downloaded the home video of him actually hitting the guy. (wow video was taken down literally seconds after I downloaded it) I'll see about turning it into an ogg and uploading it later.

Talk | Contribs 17:34, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

...that GameFaqs has scientifically proven nearly half of their users are neckbeards living with their parents?

that GameFaqs has scientifically proven nearly half of their users are neckbeards living with their parents? Talk | Contribs 17:25, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

VX •

18:01, 10 August 2014 (EDT)

A Woman found a swaztika burned onto her sandwhich bun at a McDonalds

[27] --MrGoatse 23:48, 11 August 2014 (EDT)MrGoatse

^reply 19:04, 12 August 2014 (EDT)

North Korea fires three missles at the Pope.

... that Best Korea fired three missles at the mother fucking Pope? [28] Chocolate3way 22:30, 14 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 17:35, 15 August 2014 (EDT)

Man wishes he were confined to a wheelchair

that some crazy faggot actually wishes he were disabled and confined to a wheelchair? [29] Chocolate3way 22:28, 16 August 2014 (EDT)

Perfect!

^reply 05:30, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

Taylor Swift offended Earl Sweatshirt

Taylor Swift's new music video got Earl's feelings hurt for being racist. [30] Smashdude64 16:23, 19 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 11:01, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

And for dessert..?

Italian restaurant named spaghetti dish "Long Live the Nazis" Sidecar 08:03, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 11:01, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

Money for old rope

The cop who shot Michael Brown has received $58k in donations Sidecar 11:07, 20 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 09:17, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

Beating up porn stars makes you hungry

MMA fighter beats his on/off porn star girlfriend nearly to death, then tweets that he's hungry. -- LSCG 08:25, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 09:17, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

ISIS can haz cheezburger?

ISIS propaganda includes an "ISIS lolcats" account on twitter Sidecar 13:52, 21 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 10:09, 22 August 2014 (EDT)

Michael Brown/Officer Wilson latest

Wilson donations now up to $100k ($40k in 24 hours!) Sidecar 14:48, 22 August 2014 (EDT)

germany lost Lenin's head

3.5 ton head "lost,buried or stolen"[31] LurktheEdiot 12:14, 23 August 2014 (EDT)

an Asian lady was arrested for distributing 3D files of her vagina

vagina kayak -Eden 11:14, 25 August 2014 (EDT)

^reply 01:52, 26 August 2014 (EDT)