Aediot

Aediot powerword Jacob Stellmach is the latest addition to the list of Disgraced Encyclopedia Dramaticians

Jacob started his ED career on the forums under the moniker of Paeperclip, where he was called a pedo till he rage quit.

He showed up years later with a new name and a new lady, zaiger's ex girl friend and internet bottom feeder, Adezero, about half her age Jacob quickly dumped her for a BPD mentally ill scott pilgrim girl he met on the forum, Ade went on the fuck Ethan Ralph. And was then again dumped for a younger woman.

Under ades tutelage, Jacob promised to bring back ED to its glory days and more! promises of paying jobs for writing articles and taking down the enemies of the lulz, it was almost to good to be true!

Because it was.

Jacob Stellmach the fat delusional jew.

You see prior to this Jacob had run a tor site called Onionland, onion land has been described by online publications as a den of child porn, and who knows what Jacob had in store for our ED if only he was able to keep it alive for more than a week at a time.

He tried getting moderators of ED involved in a criminal conspiracy, promising to teach them how to open lines of credit in other peoples names, and how to take down any word press site that were demmed "enemies of ed". Why he thought anyone would fall for this I'll never know, it could be the weed or ADHD medication abuse but delusional Jacob didnt stop there, he then notified the same user that he would be selling the site to one of his dark web friends and not tell anyone about it, out of fear for it effecting donations he expected to recieve for the lawlsuit against him, assumumably a dread pirates/silk road situation, did I mention Jacob was delusional?

This man declares himself CEO of ED despite no one knowing who the fuck he is outside of having some shady internet history, even files paperwork incorporising it despite never writing an article himself, cant keep the site up more than a week at a time, gets sued, spends all day on twitter and gets 2 retweets, makes his own forum only to have bots as users, fucks a heroin junkies ex twice his age, I said Jacob was addicted to weed and adderal but it seems he's also addicted to L's. Ade came in to air her dirt laundry after he dumped her dried up cunt and let us know he had no fixed address, couch surfed and lived off the kindness of others.

The End

Jacob has had the least amount of time running the show but is also the most embarrassing. A fat jewish grifter, who was advertising his self published self help book "Hustlers Bible" on the front page of ED for 200 dollars, yes that is a real name, and yes he thought he would make money with it. After the criminal conspiracy came to light, as well as everyone being sick of his inability to run the site, a new site was created and online in less than 12 hours, something that had taken Jacob weeks of posting about and crying about on twitter saying he had teams of people working and was costing him thousands of dollars was done in half a day by 1 person.

There was no power struggle, no threatens to sue, no splitting of the community, Jacob is still living in his delusional world that HE is the CEO of ED and it's HIS wiki that is the real wiki and will be up any day now guys I promise.