Giant dildo of death
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Also known as "King Dong". What all pig bottoms fantasize about.
WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.
Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.
The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition
When it comes to buttsecks, it was bound to happen sooner or later . . .
Statistics
Length: 24 Inches
Width: 5 inches
Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.
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The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition
For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have quite enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience.
The Giant Dildo of Death - Team Fortress 2 Edition
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See Also
1ne Sensual Marketplace - place to get these giant dildos
- Other Possible After-Effects
- Satisfied customers
- Mr. Hands
- Zeta toy
- Quasidan's penis Like the Giant Dildo of Death, only larger and moar beautiful.
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