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Maybe I should have killed four or five hundred people. Then I would have felt better. Then I would have felt like I really offered society something.
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—Charles Manson
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FPS, Single Player
| RANK
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W-RANK*
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E-RANK**
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PLAYER
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KILLS
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INJURED
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AN HERO
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YEAR
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| 1
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2 (68.7)
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8 (62%)
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Woo Bum-kon
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57
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35
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Y
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1982
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| 2
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3 (42)
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6 (62.5%)
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Martin Bryant
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35
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21
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N
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1996
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| 3
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4 (40.3)
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9 (56.1%)
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Cho Seung-Hui
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32
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25
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Y
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2007
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| 4
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6 (31)
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1 (91%)
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Mutsuo Toi
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30
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3
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Y
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1938
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| 5
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1 (70.7)
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20 (18.8%)
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Jew
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29
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125
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N
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1994
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| 6
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5 (36.3)
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16 (36.5%)
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Tian Mingjian
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23
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40+
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N
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1994
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| 7
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7 (29.7)
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10 (53.5%)
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George Hennard
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23
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20
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Y
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1991
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| 8
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8 (27.3)
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11 (52.5%)
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James Huberty
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21
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19
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N
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1984
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| 9
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9 (27.3)
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17 (35.4%)
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Charles Whitman
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17
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31
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N
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1966
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| 10
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11 (22)
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13 (51.1%)
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Thomas Hamilton
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17
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15
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Y
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1996
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| 11
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12 (21)
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12 (51.6%)
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Michael Ryan
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16
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15
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Y
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1987
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| 12
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15 (18.3)
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5 (69.6%)
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Robert Steinhäuser
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16
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7
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Y
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2002
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| 13
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16 (18)
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7 (62.5%)
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Tim Kretschmer
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15
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9
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Y
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2009
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| 14
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14 (18.7)
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14 (50%)
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Marc Lépine
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14
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14
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Y
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1989
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| 15
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17 (16)
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4 (70%)
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Patrick Sherrill
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14
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6
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Y
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1986
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| 16
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10 (23)
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19 (30.2%)
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Nidal Malik Hasan
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13
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30
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N
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2009
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| 17
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19 (14.3)
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3 (76.5%)
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Jiverly Wong
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13
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4
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Y
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2009
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| 18
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20 (14)
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2 (81.3%)
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David Gray
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13
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3
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N
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1990
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| 19
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13 (20.3)
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18 (32.4%)
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Derrick Bird
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12
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25
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Y
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2010
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| 20
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18 (16.3)
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15 (48%)
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Mark Barton
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12
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13
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Y
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1999
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*weighted rank (1 kill = 3 injuries = 1 point)
**efficiency rank ( (kills / (kills+injuries) ) * 100 )
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FPS, Co-Op Mode
| RANK
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PLAYERS
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KILLS
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INJURED
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AVG KILLS
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AN HERO
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YEAR
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Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold
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13
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24
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6.5
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Y,Y
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1999
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| 2
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Mitchell Johnson, Andrew Golden
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5
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10
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2.5
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N,N
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1998
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| 3
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Jason Harless, Jason McCoy
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2
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0
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1
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N,N
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1988
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Bomberman
Microsoft Flight Simulator
How to High Score
- Be from somewhere where murder isn't an everyday occurrence and people actually care when you go on a shooting rampage. If you speak English and are white, you probably have this covered.
- Play video games and listen to metal. They will train you to kill better.
- Leave behind lulzy statements and media so that you will be remembered. Nobody cares about a vanilla killer.
- Kill people who have absolutely nothing to do with your problem. They still deserve it.
- Offing yourself does not count as a kill, but it does make you an hero.
Notable Losers
- Mr. Saari, 10 kills / 1 injured
- Jeff Weise, 9 kills / 5 injured
- Satan Claus, 9 kills / 3 injured
- Pekka-Eric Auvinen, 8 kills / 12 injured
- Robert Hawkins, 8 kills / 4 injured
- Jared Lee Loughner, 6 killed / 14 injured
- Steven Kazmierczak, 5 kills / 23 injured
- Nghtmrchld26, 4 kills / 5 injured
- George Sodini, 3 kills / 9 injured
- Brenda-Ann Spencer, 2 kills / 9 injured, and was immortalized in the song "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats.
- Jason Rodriguez, 1 kill / 5 injured, follow up of the Fort Hood Shooting.
- Raoul Moat, 1 kill / 2 injured, now worshipped by Chavs across the country
- Robert Butler jr, 1 kill / 1 injured
- Asa Coon, 0 kills / 4 injured
