Kaye Lazar

Kaye Lazar (real name Kevin Kravitz, aka Dogfucker Jones) is the sad little man who accompanies Gorgeous George on every episode of this show. He has MySpace account showing off photos he has taken posing with D-list celebrities like Gallagher.

     I got into this avocation years ago, when my meetings with remarkable 
     people drew blank expressions of cynicism and surprise from my friends.
     These people considered me an accomplished liar but a liar nevertheless.

It's not that noone believes you, it's that noone gives a shit that you posed for a photo with Gallagher. Given that posing with these washed-up morons is the highlight of this guy's life and that all his friends consider him a liar, Kevin's life must be pretty fucking sad.

Response to Bantown BBQ and this article

Kaye Lazar (who unlike GG can form somewhat of a coherent thought) sent the first email in response to the Bantown BBQ:

     Thanks for the disturbing picture. Just your computer IP number was reported to the
     authorites, so I hope you can do a lot of explaining to the police. If you  care to make
     anymore e-mails to me go ahead, just know other people other than myself are
     viewing this and would be very interested in what other lovely things you have to say.

After further emails with the obligatory "OH NOEZ NOT THE POPO!!!!42!!!" responses and linking him to this article, Gorgeous George gave his take on the situation:

     Subject: Eyes   of  the   law   our   WATCHING.
     So  your  grabbing  the  torch  from  zipshit   raferty.  A   bunch  of  you  vcu  compulsive
     masterbators ,  obiviously   do  not  have  a  fucking  life.   Keep  wacking  off  to  each
     other  and  to  my  show.  If  you  keeping  sending  the  disturbing  pictures  and  the
     extra  bullshit  through  my  e-mail,  you  will  have  a  problem.  Ask  one  of  those
     retards  who  started  this  shit  , Graham  from  starbucks.    Oh  by  the  way  tell  that
     bitch  leshii  who  post  on  that  live  journal  site  nobody  wants  to  buy  her  piece  of
     shit  car.  As  for  you  dipshit  Andrew  or  whatever  your  name  is,  why  don't  you
     challenge  ziposhitoe  in  who  can  pull  the  most  scabs  of  each  other  and  who  can
     eat  most  of  each  other  shit  the  fastest.  That  should attract  most  of  your
     dropout  buddies  at  vcu.  The  only  BBQ  is  coming  out  of  your  mother's  ass  for
     you  to  eat.  Grab  it  fast  ,  before  your  buddy  ziposhitoe(amish  guzler) sucks  it  down.

See Also

• Gorgeous George