Hunter Biden

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Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's crack addicted son. Recently the sordid contents of Hunter's personal laptop was leaked to the media, specifically New York Post at first; Thus revealing a treason trove of emails that allege that "The Big Guy" was using Hunter as an unauthorized diplomat/in-between-shill for pay-for-play/quid-pro-quo activities during Joe's tenure as Barack Obumma's side-bitch/VP. Also on the laptop were hundreds of pictures of CP, including pictures of Hunter with his dead brother's daughter. Also his dick is like 16 inches its insane.

The Boy With the Golden Crack Pipe

Robert Hunter Biden, born February 4, 1970 was handed everything his entire life because his dad was The JOE BIDEN; Because of that he is a colossal fuck-up. Joe (probably) killed Hunter's mom in 1972 when Hunter was 2, the official story is "car crash" however. Joe then got remarried 5 years later; According to Sleepy Joe it was then-7-year-old Hunter who pushed him to remarry. Hunter went to college at Georgetown where he was a Jesuit, he went to law school at Yale. No doubt that he got accepted to and graduated from these schools because of academic merit and competency and not because of his last name. He got a job at a bank after graduating - this bank was a major contributor to Joe Biden, but we don't see a connection. In 2006 George Bush put him on the Amtrack board of advisors because Hunter was so very amazingly smart.

He fucked his dead brothers wife

Hunter's love-life deserves an article of its own, honestly. His first marriage ended in 2015 - it produced 3 children. His brother died of brain cancer and to honor his memory he started fucking his wife then probably his underaged daughter. He then started fucking his dead brother's wife, and fathered a bastard child in 2018. Next, Hunter married a fine woman of South African descent, and they had a kid in 2020. There are "unconfirmed" rumors that he has other bastard kids.

The Laptop

Hunter sent his laptop to a compooter repair shop in Delaware and forgot about it - on it were emails implicating him and his daddy in pay for play schemes with China and the Ukraine. It also had child porn on it that the media refuses to talk about because the jews that run our media and politics are all devil-worshipping pedophiles, and in order to get into the higher echelons of our society you need to fuck kids.