CrushYiffDestroy
CrushYiffDestroy (or CYD for short) was a website and forum created and run by disgruntled fat former furry and polysexual pervert Mitch and was the haunt of former (and present) furries, plain old funny animal fans, beardy ex-pornsters, and un-beardy ex-pornsters, collectively known as CYDiots. Their aim was supposedly to draw attention to the absurd excesses and drama perpetrated by the furry fandom, but mostly they performed the usual web forum circlejerk. They had no agenda, no aims, and no mission, other than frequently explaining how obsessing over furry websites and masturbating to furry porn didn't make them furries.
To the furry fandom CYD was just another bunch of anti-furry trolls, since in furspeak "trolls" means anyone who dares criticize anything furry-related, even dog-fucking or cub porn. Oddly enough, the Internet at large found it totally impossible to tell CYD apart from all the other furries.
CYD was temporarily shut down in April 2010 with rival furries-in-denial website Vivisector claiming to have bought it. In truth, it was a simple script kiddie attack done by Pi to break their server with an inserted redirect to try to make Vivisector look like it had "won". Mitch resurrected the forum on 5th November 2010 but it is currently viewable only by him and his clique of dick-licking fanbois.
The articles are still available from the Wayback Machine including the famous Ebonlupus Article
CYDiots
- Mitch Enjoys beating his meat to imaginary underage animal people while simultaneously explaining how he isn't a furry. In one hand is his banhammer, and the other is delicious pie. Currently Secret Mod of the POE News forums, where his hard-won tard-wrangling skills have proved invaluable.
- Papa November will never touch a lady.
- Wayd Wolf is an internet tough guy who likes to talk about his wife’s breasts (which are totally huge) and cannot post two sentences without threatening to beat someone up. Wayd Wolf married his wife’s breasts at a furry convention. The rest of her is still waiting for him to propose.
- Jerry Collins is a dirty old hippie who lives in a house made of pot, communicates entirely in incomprehensible gibberish and hates furfag Brian O’Connell for sodomizing him with his own bong. He is a certified artist because he draws deer people in bondage.
- Matthew Hirtes (MHirtes) is the only furry to be hated by all other furries. This makes MHirtes an hero. Furries all hate him for stealing their grandfather’s pig and for stalking furfag artists for his serious art zine.
- The New Meat is a communist lesbian Jew. Killed and eaten by Jay Naylor.
- Captain Cowgirl is a hot chick who has an unwholesome obsession with Ray Jones. Allegedly made D. C. Simpson cry by trolling him with pictures of his blue dog fursona with a dick.
- Rankin got a life and consequently fell off the radar. He still hates your mom, even if she does put out.
- Angrypuritan is a communist fag.
- Banrai is a notorious art thief banned three times from VCL and currently listed on the FBI MOST WANTED list for soul raep. Banrai was taken to internet court by furfag Mix Hyena for icon theft and epic lulz.
- Donotsue is a beautiful squirrel-man. Everyone is gay for Donotsue. He is also a crazy Finnish fucker.
- Jim Hardiman is the only furry artist in all of the internet that is not a total twat. Eh draws furry pr0n and doesnt bitch about filesharing...
Vivisector
A failboat full of only those that CYD did not want. Currently they claim CYD was "Viv's predecessor site" when in fact, Mitch had banhammered all of Vivisector's founding members for being faggots and refused to have anything to do with Vivisector.
The members of Vivisector love to flame and raeg about not being Furry. All of them have furry avatars, especially those who rage the loudest about "not being furry".
The average intelligence of these people is lower than the average /b/ tard. They clearly see themselves as smarter, spewing lots of pseudo-scientific language as if they are doing research on their furry subjects.
Several of the regulars are low-level sysadmin types, and as such think that setting up a pre-packaged database and forum makes them smarter than people who program for a living. They spend lots of time picking apart other websites' programming but have no ability to create anything themselves.
Any attempts at creating CYD-style troll articles are mostly angst-filled Bawww fests that overflow with butthurt raeg in the name of "humor". The articles that aren't made of fail are all ported over from CYD.
This main part of the site has not been updated in several months by Pi, despite being the first thing people see when they enter Vivisector. It's odd because the blog shows the entire world Pi's deepest thoughts and desires. In short, vivisector is falling apart faster than the site it stole from.
Founding
In late 2007, Pi got banned from FA for breaking into FA's databases. Of course, this is no major feat as a retarded elementary school kid can break into FA due to the shitty coding. What is amazing, however, is that he did this in hopes that they would make him an admin for his "coding skills".
When this attempt resulted in bancakes instead of sysop, butthurt Pi joined CYD, changing his tune to "I did it for the lulz" instead of "I did it because I'm a sad failure who really wanted to feel important and FA rejected me, BAWWWW!" Even the most braindead members of CYD saw through this, however, and Pi soon was laughed out of the site.
As the door hit his ass on the way out, he met foxid: a fellow self important twat who has also laughed out of CYD for kissing ass to try to become a mod. The two of them grabbed some prepackaged coding scripts and went on to create vivisector along with Kindrift: the only mod ever banned from CYD.
Regulars there
Any attempt to join is met with massive derision and faggotry, going so far as to IP block new members who don't suck Pi's cock right. However, seeing as Pi is a shitty code monkey, he can't even do a proper ban message, he simply renders an MQSL database error when he "blocks" your IP.
As a consequence, all members of Vivisector are only there because they....
- were banned from CYD and now are so desperate for a forum to call their own that they will suck lots of cock to stay
- are desperate former members of CYD awaiting the return of their beloved site
The former are only there because they have nowhere left to go. The latter are only there because PI script-bombed CYD and hate being on Vivisector. This means nearly everyone would defect back to CYD if it ever reopened- a fate Pi, Kindrift and Foxid dread as it means their beloved unwarranted self importance would end in butthurt, again. All of this explains why only 5 people ever post there, 4 of them suck Pi's cock, the 5th stumbled on the site by accident.
Founding Members
- Pi Has a habit of attacking people who have real jobs as coders, because they aren't as ideologically pure as he is. Basically your standard run of the mill unemployed IRC fag and cyber-libertarian fuckwit who thinks he's the best hacker ever. Was laughed out of CYD for being a total twat.
- Foxid aka ProvincialTwit is a minor troll and furry in denial. Extremely easy to troll. Insists on Orwell-esque word subsitution (fandom = fetish subculture) and generally fills the standard forum role of Nazi mod. Tried to be a mod at CYD but was rejected.
- Kindrift He's a closet postfurry who has over 9,000 names and menstruates constantly through his mangina. Was once fake banned from CYD for lulz before being really banned for faggotry. Also fought Chibiabos in an epic slapfight over Chibiabos’ dog fuckery that destroyed all of Tokyo. Was the only mod ever banned from CYD.
- Freehaven is an attention whore and compulsive masturbator with a rodent fetish. Dug up the real dirt on the fake death of Herbie Bear's made-up girlfriend. Was banned from CYD repeatedly for being an dramatic retard.
- rodox_video has a disturbingly high number of posts in bestiality threads. Was banned repeatedly from CYD for posting bestiality.
- GreenReaper aka, Mod on InkBunny and the creator and obsessive-compulsive head Nazi of WikiFur is secretly member #14. He couldn't find anyone to troll on CYD, so he instead trolls the fuck out of vivisector. Still, he links to his Dox in his profile.
Gallery
Because vivisector is so superior to CYD and we should all know it!
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How sane people are greeted on Vivisector. -
Pi and Greenreaper: let the fun begin!
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Pi BAWWWing over being banned, again. -
Twit is already jaded and antilulz. Let the collapse commence! -
I wish I were as cool a Mitch.
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Screen capped because pi never does admit he's full of shit.
External Links
- Their IRC channel is irc.esper.net#vivisector
See Also
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