Raid: Shadow Legends

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IF YOU "PLAY" THIS FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES, YOU'LL END UP BRAINDEAD.


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HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS A PAY TO WIN/CASINO SIMULATOR GARBAGE - IT'S NOT EVEN A "GAME" IT'S MORE LIKE AN ANIMATION FOR YOUR MICROWAVE DISPLAY - ALSO PURDY GRAPHICS!!!!!!1

Raid: Shadow Legends (or Raid: Casino Dipshits for veterans) is one of the most infamous gacha mobile games on the market. Every troglodyte on YouTube, Twitch, and their grandma, promoted this garbage. That's why it became a meme overnight.

Developed by Jews that work in the casino industry (we're not fucking joking), this pile of shit is a non-stop, pound-your-ass Vegas-like advertising machine. You get bombarded with ads every nanosecond between menus. The target audience is underage dipshits, mainly 13-year-old Asian boys. All this is unregulated, of course, since no one is actually investigating this shit and because no one on the planet takes mobile gaming seriously, even though these fucking parasites are making millions off retards.

Plot

Oh, look! A dragon.

Whoopty fuckin' doo.

Characters

A bunch of deformed retards.

Gameplay

You set the game on Auto, and you double the speed while you cuck yourself. That's it. Also, the game makes you pay in-game silver to change items on champions... yes, we're not fucking with you.

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