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Funko Pop!

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You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!
These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.

Funko Pops aka Fucko Poops are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with heads that had a blowjob and eyes that will stare into your soul. These toys are based on pop culture, and will take any character and turn it into the same monstrosity as always. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits, and plague the shelfs everywhere. Some people actually buy these toys. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every single one of these fuckers are? Who cares? Its's not like these toys matter.

Collecting

Want to buy some Fucko Poops here's a guide on how you can buy one, If your neckbeard fucker that really likes playing with toys when you should be getting a life instead.

  • Go to any store and pick some Fucko Poops, they have a shelf full of them.

Collectors

People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there job.

How to troll collectors

  • Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too.
  • Tell them that 30 year old man should be playing with toys.
  • Say that Fucko Poops are a rip-off of Nendroid.
  • Tell them they seen as losers are the everyone else.

Gallery

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See Also