LBC Lulz News/PSN Network Closed, Due to Hackers

PSN Network Closed, Due to AIDSHackers

(23 April 2011)

Playstation Network: Sony has now given some explanation into why PSN is still down: apparently someone hacked it. Surprisingly enough, it wasn't Anonymous this time.

April 20th: Playstation NOTwork stops dead in it's tracks leaving every Guro loving Mortal Kombat player and Call of Duty frat boy, Mountain Dewchebag in tears. Sony of course doesn't give out any details in fear of the coming storm, teaming full of butthurt and rage they'll receive from their loving, patient customers.

April 21st-25th: Sony, being too pants-on-head retarded to handle their own shit, calls up a crack team of basement dwellers better known as the Geek Squad from their local Best Buy so they have a shoulder to cry on and show said basement dwellers where the "bad hackers" touched them using the nearest Kratos action figure.

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April 27, 2011: Information Stolen: It was announced that whoever caused this massive shitstorm also claimed Dox on all accounts. Sony admitted that they fucked up big time, as the hackers now have the names, address, country, E-mail, date of births, and PSN password/logins of everyone. It is also possible that they have your billing information, too. Although this was probably done by someone that was just really fucking bored, the internet can expect a hilarious outbreak of panicked users scrambling around to change all their passwords and DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING that concerns their credit information.