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Funko Pop!

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You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!
These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.

Funko Pop! aka Fucko Poop! are a brand of ugly looking overpriced plastic-junk with heads that had a blowjob and eyes that will stare into your soul. These pieces of shit are supposed to be onbased on characters from pop culture. The goal is to take any character and turn it into an ugly looking monstrosity that looks the same as rest. Stores like to put a shitload of these little shits, and plague the shelfs everywhere. Some people actually buy these toys. Why buy these when you can buy a cheaply made toy that's at least better what every single one of these fuckers are? Who cares? Its's not like these toys matter.

The truth is Fucko Poops are noting more than a shitty fad, that will fade away into obscurity soon.

Collecting

Want to buy some Fucko Poops here's a guide on how you can buy one, If your neckbeard fucker that really likes playing with toys when you should be getting a life instead.

1.Find a store, they're bound to have some Fucko Poops somewhere.

2.Pick up some Fucko Poops, they have a shelf full of them.

3.Buy it.

4. Fuck off

5. Now you have some Fucko Poops, good job wasting your jew gold motherfucker.

Collectors

People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there job.

How to troll collectors

  • Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too.
  • Tell them that 30 year old man should be playing with toys.
  • Say that Fucko Poops are a rip-off of Nendroid.
  • Tell them they seen as losers by the everyone else.
  • Tell them there's better plastic crap based on there favorite characters.
  • Say there loosing jew gold from buying them
  • Tell them that Fucko Poops are cheaply made and mass produced, meaning they're worthless.
  • Break some of there plastic crap.
  • Say that people that buy them, could do anything and it would still be better than buying this pieces of plastic crap.

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