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Are we tough yet?
In those videos, "Sicarios" love to wear masks, as they are internet tough guys and want to look fierce and menacing

A narcovideo is a contribution of a Mexican drug cartel to the internet showing how they are internet tough guys. Now that the cartels are fighting over who will provide the John Q. Public in the USA with lots of trippy drugs, they have used the internet to threaten each other and make each other look bad. They get posted on YouTube and other fine videosharing websites.

Usually a narcovideo has a "confession" from one "sicario" (thug) at the hands of a bunch of rival "sicarios". At the end of some videos, the captors proceed to kill the victim, or skip to scenes showing the victim dead. Many narcovideos have "narcocorridos," lame songs written to glorify drug pushers. It is interesting that a lot of the musicians of those songs end up dead... The captors always wear masks, since they fear being partyvanned by the police, and/or b&nned from life by their rivals. Also the masks make them say "dudes, we are sooo tough!" Some videos don't show the kidnappers' head at all - just the hands, or even nothing at all. Either way, you don't get to see their faces.

Narcovideos


What happens when you extort businesses in Ciudad Juárez on behalf of a drug cartel


Pow!


aundres1: "The funny thing is, is that the federal cops are trying to look all hard lol"

jbct61: "There area no Federal Cops in this video.."
Marihuanin: "Those are not federal cops, they belong to "El Cartel del Golfo""
1CHUCKZ4: "go to mundonar.com, you'll see those fools up dere aint cops"



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Visit Acapulco, and make friends with the drug cartel people


More kidnapped drug cartel people, more soldier-esque kidnappers

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Moar narcovideos


What is it with those zetas, anyway?


David Rivera Alvarez


Matazetas


Moar matazetas


Hello, Mr. Zeta!

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News videos


A Mexican news segment about the picture you see at the top


News you can use


And more useful news


News is great stuff

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Moar videos


A music video showing kidnapped drug cartel members - The guy who wrote the "narcocorrido" got shot for writing it


A Winnie the Pooh doll becomes the victim of a parody video


Narcos of El Chapo kidnapped with Miguel Acosta who, hours before, were harassing people on the streets with impunity - But Vicente Carrillo's people had them all killed


Trailer to "El Corrido del Katch" - A movie starring drug cartel people!


A parody of the trailer

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See also

External links

Narcovideo is part of a series on YouTube.

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