Gizmodo

Gizmodo (pronounced /i-suck-cocks) is a pathetic excuse for a technology related blog. Like most technology blogs now a days they like to say "we're hip" or "we like to keep our readers informed of everything" as an excuse for not reporting any actual news related to technology. Many posts you find on this website will have already made their way around the internet quite a few times on the similar piece of shit sites with their own mentally disabled fandom. The perpetual state of retardation their 12 year old readers have been locked into as well as the revenue they pull in from the fuckton of ads allows them to stay afloat.

Writers

Like most forms of faggotry, articles on this piece of shit have an OP that's equally as gay.

Blogger	Position
Brian Lam	Rams it up Jason Chen
Jason Chen	Buys stolen iPhones/ Takes it up the ass
Joe Brown	Jerks it to the ladies on staff, sucks cock.
Jesus Diaz	Specializes in 2-sentance articles, also sucks cock.
Casey Chan	Reposts shit from Reddit, sucks cock.
Kat Hannaford Rosa Golijan	Cumdumpsters, probably suck cock.
Kwame Opam	Resident Negro, gets cock sucked.