Eye bleach

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She’s doing it wrong

Eye bleach, the most commonly used bleach in the 21st century. Typically used after viewing images such as goatse, tubgirl and the myriad of other degenerate pictures that turn up on the Internet ad infinitum.

Warning - overuse of eye bleach can lead to blindness, skin irritation and beriberi.

Preferably use a highly concentrated chlorine bleach as opposed to semen


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