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Dr. Beary
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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William “Bill” Agresta also known as Dr. Beary is a lonely Jew who is a result of a broken condom and a one night stand. In his early child hood Bill would busy himself with masterbating “ yiffing “. One day his Whore mother disposed of his masturbatory aids and Bill forever became obsessed with diapers. Not wanting to let the fun stop there he decided as with all furries to join the internet and was promptly trolled. Bill should have stopped here and became an hero ,but he decided to press on. Which soon led him to the attention of a few trolls, who proceeded to play a long with this faggot and create lulz to be had by all.
During the time Bill was making a complete ass clown of himself he has also had some various partners. The most recent ones are here along with a short description. It's an odd coincidence that most of his previous lovers are Male.
Brandon McNeal
Bill was, at one point, involved with a unicorn lover from the Chicago area named Brandon McNeal. Not much is known about Brandon, because of his antisocial nature. However, it is known that Bill dumped Brandon very shortly into the relationship, making Brandon very angry. It is believed that since the break-up Brandon has developed a sexual relationship with his iPad.
Joseph Labara
Self proclaimed fag and furry Joseph likes to spend his free time masturbating and fail trolling on the web. He was also dumb enough to believe a troll would send him a large stuffed animal which was later disposed ofsent to live in a happier place. Here's his dox
Furfag from ass backwards Canada what more is there to say?
Bill's Butt hurt
Unfortunately, Bill has Asperger's Syndrome. Which makes for extra lulz when ever he is trolled. Here are a few examples of his butt hurt
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I have been contacted by investigators who noticed that you have continued to represent yourself as a SAFE official. Not long ago you contacted a state senator and represented yourself as being part of our org. It seems that we have all been under investigation since that time and since you have continued to do this and we are an international relief effort incorporated with the state of Ohio, we have been asked to cut all communications with you. One of our attorneys was in contact with you last night and has decided that you have become a liability to our efforts and that if you continue to stalk me or any of our representatives on the inet or to represent yourself as a SAFE official, we will seek legal action against you and your guardians.
Please cease and desist any and all SAFE logos, branding and representation immediately!
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Unicornguy, I'm not sure how else to resolve the problems you have caused as of late. We have been blocking/banning you on the site for good reason. Your behavior to other members of the site is not acceptable. Doing more research on you, we have found that we are not the only site you have caused trouble on.
We have given you MANY chances, but you continue to keep doing the same things, which has brought us to where we are now.
We cannot let you access the system when you continue to harass other members and the ban will stay in place until you can prove that you can behave, obey the rules, and quit causing drama amongst our members.
The more you try to gain access to the site, the longer these bans will remain in place, and the less likely you will ever be let back on to the site.
If you continue to do this, you leave us no choice but to contact your ISP, and local authorities.
We know where you are connecting from.
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STOP WITH THE CRAP OR GO PLAY SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE IF YOU KEEP THIS UP HERE, YOU ARE GOING TO BEGIN SEEING IT HAS VAST CONSIQUESE!!!
