Neo-classic-neko

Warning!
Subject to rapid deletion

after her accounts are discovered!!!!!!!!!

	“	Neo has massive lolcow potential, but it's up to wise anons to fully unleash that potential. Use outright trolling wisely and a great many hilarious quotes, anecdotes and artworks will surely be born.	„
	—God

Lin Gibson aka Neo-Classic-Neko aka ginseng-tea-cat aka kurobloodangel aka pinkmagicalneko aka whatever other account she's hiding behind this week, is your typical weeaboo teenager. Hailing from Kent, Iowa, she attracted the attention of /cgl/'s rusty vaginas and later several other board of 4chan with her unique art style, down-to-earth-humility and charming mastery of the Japanese language.

While she was oringnally just one of a number of bad art drawing, Japan-supremist weeaboo retards, the lulz started flowing as she reacted badly to the usual troll comments, proving herself as an epic lolcow in the making. A whiny, self-obsessed, yaoi fanbrat, Neo is surely the next Pixyteri, although we're at this stage unsure wether she'll have to lose or gain a few pounds to make this happen.....

Discovery and Fandom Secrets wank

neo-classic-neko was "discovered" by an unlucky Seagull who saw her posting her "manga" called "Kuro Flower". The art, looking like something done by a 7-year-old bought a few laughs, particularly due to Neo's insistance that she was only uploading a "preview" while she sought a publisher.

With her traced art, poor panel juxtaposition, bad spelling and fangirl Japanese, it was clear from the get-go that this manga was going nowhere fast. Helpful anons offered her advice on how to improve, which was met with the standard "this is my style so stop judgin!".

After getting their fill of laughs, she was left to her own devices. Of course by now we all know that's a bad idea, particularly when LiveJournal is involved.

On August 10, 2011, someone (probably you) posted a secret stating that they liked mpreg fanfiction. Being a 16 year old girl (or possibly just normal), Neo's response was mature, well thought out and thought-provoking:

	“	Mpreg is just plain gross! [...] Men are not supposed to have babies, especially in slash! I just want my gay	„
	—neoclassicneko

Which bought on a mini-shitstorm from faggots and faggot-enablers. Neo let out her anger by drawing hurtful manga drawings of her newfound despisers, much to their sadness.

As word of her easily-trollable temperament spread around the net, Neo experienced a spike in pageviews on her profile and rejoiced.......200 pageviews in a day! Tomorrow, the world was her oyster and soon she would be a published mangaka and live in Japan!!

On yaoi and transgenderism

Neo, like most female anime fans discovering her sexuality, Neo has clung onto the failboat that is yaoi. After starting her own yaoi series called "Neko Space World", which features generic catboys in space. Sadly, none of it made it to her deviantArt page, which was deleted soon after.

Within a week or so of her /cgl/ spotlight, Neo started talking about how she wanted to "be" the uke in a gay relationship. Her journals and comments talking more about her desire to be a hot Japanese yaoi boy..........instead of trying to summarise it, let's let the screencaps do the talking!

I'll make sure the doc doesn't give me the shot that grows facial hair
Girls have boobs that make it difficult to get really close against someone
I won't have facial hair so I can be the uke!
STOP BEING IGNORANT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I'm a gay boy but I wanna be a boy and date boys
When I am a boy I will find a seme who feels the same way I do and have kawaii buttsecks!! ^_^
You just don't understand...you're like a mean seme!
When I get my gender change operation, I'll make them give me plastic surgery to look Asian too! You won't even know I'm not Japanese!!!! :D
I won't go to therapy, but hopefully my doctor will be cute xD
I put a uniball pen in my anus, then I knew I was a gay boy....
I put something in my butt.....*blush*
I'll start a movement where anyone can wear whatever!! (It's called crossdressing) Stop being mean!!!!

It was at about this point that the internet realised this girl/boy/thing had massive lulz potential and all of it was only a mouseclick away.

Notes

Neo believes that the only reason she's posted on 4chan is becuase of some bullies at school. According to journal, their names are Sammy and Alex.
We don't have many forms of contacting her as she deletes her accounts regularly after discovery.

Gallery

Awesome Art About missing Pics

Her ID, possibly a trace
Her manga characters cut themselves
The cover of Kuro Flower

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Page 3 of Kuro Flower
Page 5 of Kuro Flower

Quotes

Cap Central About missing Pics

Neo goes to McDonalds in a catgirl outfit only be offended by the unjust stares she receives
MY UNCLE KNOWS A LAWYER

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I BET YOU'RE BLACK
Japan will love me because I know a girl with rainbow hair that went and they liked her!!!!
Bad reaction to concrit about her chatspeak in her "manga"
Be humble, dammit!! >_<
I want my life to be like hiragana.......
No surprises she's a fan of Vic Mcnognogonga
Soon I'll be a published mangaka!!!!
I'll be published by Tokyopop.....in Japan.......
Stop being such a............a BAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!