CakeFarts
Cakefarts is a rather lulzy site that is celebrates two all-American past-times: baking cakes and farting. While it pales in comparison to lulzier videos such as swap.avi and 2 Girls 1 Cup, it's the best that American ingenuity and know-how can come up with on the wholesome family video front. The site features a companion site, "Meatloaf farts" [1]. The site has been set up by Something Awful forum members, mainly Chris "Petey Peterson, who claimed to have found it on YouPorn. Star's name is Tanya C. Zanette, from Etobicoke, Ontario, Canada ( part of Toronto ).
The video starts out plain enough - with a pan out of a chocolate cake. If it wasn't for the sex personals on the side, one would easily mistake this for Martha Stewart. Until the hostess shows up naked from the waist down. She then proceeds to sit in the cake and fart. She slides around in the cake, making sure that her crack is packed with just the right amount of fudge icing and moist chocolate cake to ensure that perfect acoustical balance between cake and flatus. Sometimes she raises up enough to show the viewer her sphincter opening during the release. It looks rather like the Alien having that second set of jaws pop out of its mouth.
Unfortunately the video is only 1:49, which is a mere half of its original version, which also contains a section where she smears peanut butter on her twat and anus and farts on it. The full version is 4:12 long and is linked to further in this article.
Copycat cakefarting acts have been featured recently on popular radio shows, such as the Howard Stern Show on September 15 by California-based amateur porn star Zoe Zane and the Opie & Anthony show earlier, on Sep 5th by a Brentwood, Long Island-based volunteer Amie Gabrielsen. On the O&A show, a young woman was inserted with a straw up her ass and she blew it on the cake. The Stern Show featured a porn star in her 60's sitting on a cake and farting loud.
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Tanya Zanette who stank up a cake on Opie&Anthony
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Tanya Zanette getting ready 4 cake!
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Tanya Zanette before farting on the cake!
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Tanya Zanette passing stinky gas on the cake!
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Delicious cake? -
With a face like that, is it any wonder she farts into cakes for a living? -
What do you mean this isn't from Brazil? -
How do we kill it Ash? There's gotta be a way of killing it, how, *how* do we do it?
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SatinePheonix is another porn star who fart on cakes
See Also
External Links
- The full version containing "peanut butter farts"
- Meatloaf Farts Video
- Pudding Farts
- Mandy Taylor's Birthday Cake Farts
- Cakefarts for all on Howard Stern Show
- O&A presents "cake farts"
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