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Final Fantasy X

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Final Fantasy X(a.k.a Final Fantasy 9 2: Electric Boogaloo) is the 10th final fantasy game(not including shitty games that are almost as good as Big Rigs). It is overrated as fuck, but not as much as FF7 and the game makes no fucking sense whatsoever a lot of the time.

Gameplay

Overworld

Pretty fucked up, there are at least 100 chests that don't even open but other than that there is nothing special(except you of course)

Battle

Just keep pressing attack.

Sphere grid

Rather than having to grind to level up, you now need to grind to get points which do shit all by themself known as sphere levels(a.k.a slvls or special levels) which you must use in the sphere grid. That's right, you guessed it a grid of spheres. You use up sphere levels just moving around the fucking grid

Graphics

The graphics in FFX are pretty shit.

Characters

Main party

Wakka, The biggest faggot in The Game(notice the awesome graphics)
  • Tidus - The main character. He isn't actually real, he is a dream however the fuck that works.
  • Wakka - A massive faggot who says "ya" after every single fucking sentence and is retarded, ya. He thinks using "Forbidden machina" is bad and that Sin came because of this just because Yevon(some faggy religion) says so. He obviously doesn't notice that this is bullshit. He will most likely piss you off to no end if you ever play this game.
  • Lulu - The "black mage" of the party.
  • Yuna - The "White mage" of the party, also capable of summoning magical beasts somehow, with a lack of battletoads.
  • Khimari - A ronso, an animal. Probably only in the game to appeal to furfags, has some shitty attack that leeches health and mana from the target.
  • Auron - Some person who uses a long sword, he got killed by Yunalesca After Braska summoned the final aeon, sacrificing Jecht.
  • Rikku - Some al-bhed bitch.

Other important characters

Holy shit, Sin is Jecht
  • Sin - Some massive blue thing. Goes around Spira killing people for the lulz.
  • Jecht - Tidus' father(also a dream) he was the final aeon Braska used to "kill" sin. Yu pagoda(some basement-dweller who plays World of Warcraft from inside sin and controls sin) corrupted the final aeon and Jecht became the new Sin.

Random faggots

  • Rin - An al-bhed who sells stuff.

Cactuars

  • Quaktuar - A piece of shit.
  • Normal Cactuar - Shoots 1,000 needles
  • Cactuar king - Shoots 10,000 needles and can even shoot 99,999 needles!!11!one!1! Which is a guaranteed 1 hit kill

Story

This makes perfect sense.

See also