Synthetikmisery

Also known as puremisery, synthetikmisery, a bi-polar, schizophrenic, 30-something goth who was born in Europe and raised in New York City.

SynthetikMisery seems to have missed out on English class during his high school years, and if one pays attention to his LiveJournal posts, one can witness his poor understanding of proper grammar and punctuation.

Wehateliberals

SynthetikMisery founded a community called wehateliberals, where pretty much anyone can get banned for whatever reason (or no reason at all), depending on the mood of SynthetikMisery that day. The community has long been deleted.

The Edit Wars

During the edit war over this article, after a long, hard struggle between Doc_neuro and PaigeGirl (a worshipper of his who made an edit war over this entry because she wishes to suck his big gorgeous dick, as seen in both their confessions of love for each other), Synthetikmisery's e-dick straddled the whole recent changes page of EncyclopediaDramatica for the better part of an hour like the Colossus of Rhodes causing Doc_neuro to flee in sheer terror. This edit war landed this article in wikidrama. Synthetikmisery's adoring women made naughty edits to this post asserting blatant factual inaccuracies in mind of the funny over obvious agendas.

Another edit war broke out in full force over "fair representation" and naughty additions being added to this article. Drama continues in the discussion page as we speak.

SynthetikMisery won a award for this editwar and subsequent drama - the coveted All-Star Whiners Award.