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Proof that Matt is a pedo

[10:03 PM] ghostlog: you are trying to entrap me lol
[10:03 PM] triptych: Into what?
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: jail or public mockery
[10:03 PM] triptych: Entrapment is illegal
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: no it is not lol
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: to prove you are serious, show me one boob first
[10:03 PM] triptych: Nope. You first.
[10:03 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] triptych: If anything, me showing you anything would be entrapment.
[10:04 PM] triptych: Considering that would be child porn.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: it works both ways
[10:04 PM] triptych: Claim you didn't know I was underage.
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:04 PM] ghostlog: you do not actually want to see my cock..this is some sort of trap
[10:05 PM] triptych: Honestly, I don't care one way or the other.
[10:05 PM] triptych: I'm just bored.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: if I show cock, will you show open leg vulva?
[10:05 PM] triptych: Dude, no.
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:05 PM] ghostlog: then no deal
[10:05 PM] triptych: Faggot.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: what would Ihave to do to see whole, spread vulva?
[10:06 PM] triptych: That's child porn.
[10:06 PM] ghostlog: you are a "child"?
[10:07 PM] triptych: I am underage.
[10:07 PM] ghostlog: how old are you?
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: ?
[10:08 PM] triptych: 15
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: oh..well, I guess I will be good and avoid feeral prison
[10:08 PM] triptych: Yeah. So show butthole.
[10:08 PM] ghostlog: no lol that is illegal
[10:09 PM] triptych: But someone has to complain~
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: you would ensnare me
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: send me to prison
[10:09 PM] triptych: Why?
[10:09 PM] triptych: I don't like talking to people.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: no idea, but you would
[10:09 PM] triptych: The police are even worse.
[10:09 PM] triptych: Fuck no.
[10:09 PM] ghostlog: well, what is difference between butthole, and full vulva then?
[10:10 PM] triptych: Everything, man.
[10:10 PM] triptych: I am illegal, you are not.
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol I mean legallt
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: legally they are the same
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: either way, I go go prison
[10:10 PM] triptych: Butthole first~
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: lol no
[10:10 PM] triptych: How do I know you'll show, then?
[10:10 PM] ghostlog: if I show butthole, will you show gaping butthole?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I will show
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I really will
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: you go first
[10:11 PM] triptych: You have a history of lying.
[10:11 PM] triptych: How can I believe you?
[10:11 PM] ghostlog: I dunno...I swear it
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: for the record, you are 18, RIGHT?
[10:12 PM] triptych: I can't believe you.
[10:12 PM] triptych: ....Sure
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: ok so, show vulva please, and I will show anything you want
[10:12 PM] triptych: Nope. How do I know you'll actually show?
[10:12 PM] ghostlog: I will...I really will..I am a horny guy.you know that
[10:13 PM] triptych: I can't believe you, Matt. I want to but I can't.
[10:13 PM] ghostlog: sure you can...I am horny. ok just show clit, then when I show cock, then you show whole v
[10:14 PM] triptych: But I don't want to see your cock.
[10:14 PM] triptych: Just your butthole
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: ok show vulva, I will show butthole
[10:14 PM] triptych: ...Wait, what's a vulva?
[10:14 PM] ghostlog: seriously??
[10:15 PM] triptych: Yes.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: it is your "pussy"..the lips that you can see on the outside, the clit, etc.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: the outside part of the pussy
[10:15 PM] triptych: ...So you really are a pedo. ._.
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:15 PM] ghostlog: I am not
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: I am not sexually attracted to children 12 and under
[10:16 PM] ghostlog: fine, just show butthole then
[10:16 PM] triptych: ._.
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[10:26 PM] ghostlog: please show butthole?
[10:28 PM] ghostlog: will you show butthole?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Haven't you figured out by now that I won't?
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: no
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: lol
[10:29 PM] ghostlog: please in private?
[10:29 PM] triptych: ...Stop asking for child porn. Thanks.
[10:30 PM] ghostlog: lol dammit it is not child porn, but feh
[10:30 PM] triptych: It is child pornography.

[10:30 PM] ghostlog: you are not a :"child" but whatever

Note that Matt (ghostlog) is 37 at the time, and Triptych is 15. (still underage)