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Funko Pop!

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You too could hoard a collection of worthless pop culture tokens!
These things are already nightmare full that when you look up creepy looking pics you just see a Funko Pop.

Funko Pops are parasitic plastic lifeforms that take the form of poorly manufactured renditions of unfunny pop culture references commonly overpopulate store shelves store shelves for extortionate prices. Their longevity is in part due to the mutual assistance of fat neckbeard consumers who keep on buying them due to their "novelty" and "perfect use for decorations" .

These atrocious figures are called Funko Pop! aka Fucko Poop! which are worthless, overpriced, soulless plastic-crap based on media characters. They are like your average figure, except nowhere near as well made an fancy, and also all look exactly the same. The figures take all the personality out of the character to turn it into a square headed piece of garbage. Somehow people actually buy these monstrosities and some even pay money to have an entire collection of them.

The truth is Fucko Poops are nothing more than a shitty fad, that will fade away into obscurity soon.

Collecting

Want to buy some Fucko Poops? Here's a guide on how you can buy one, and a subsequent guide on how to an hero after the realization that you got ripped off.

1.Find a store, they're bound to have some Funko Pops somewhere.

2.Grab one but be extra careful not to damage the box, or all imagined value will be lost.

3.Buy it.

4. Fuck off

5. Now you have some Funko Pops, good job wasting your jew gold motherfucker.

Collectors

People have a ton of money, while a lot of people will spend money on worthless shit, the dumbasses they are. These people have a different way to spend their money, spend it on Fucko Poops too be a waste to are society. People have entire collections of Fucko Poops, hell they might have millions of them. and show them off for everyone to troll them over to other losers who to spend their time collecting plastic crap instead of doing there job.

Many of these collectors buy a shit-load of Fucko Poops from buying everything in the store, as nobody but man childs want this piece of worthless crap. Yes people will spend that much jew-gold on Fucko Poops. There is an entire community of man children buying Fucko Poops. People spend they're time buying more Fucko Poops to look like the bigger loser.

How to troll collectors

  • Say that these Fucko Poops are ugly and anyone that buys them is too.
  • Tell them that a 30-year-old man should be playing with toys.
  • Say that Funko Pops are a rip-off of Nendroid.
  • Tell them they seen as losers by the everyone else.
  • Tell them there's better plastic crap based on their favorite characters.
  • Say there losing jew gold for buying them
  • Tell them that Funko Pops are cheaply made and mass-produced, meaning they're worthless.
  • Break some of their plastic crap.
  • Say that people that buy them, could do anything and it would still be better than buying these pieces of plastic crap.

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