Eris

ED rocks, I love you all, I'm a hopeless fucktard

oh noes, the mean internet peoples did make fun of me!!!!11one

I can't be a fatty, I have a chin, and sneaky camera angles .. oh wait.

A goddess who was involved in the Trojan War, Discordianism, a cartoon called The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and more recently in some crap about some Dwarf planets. But who is the Real Eris?

The Livejournal Eris

The real Eris can be found on Livejournal. Her method of operation is to post childish and pointless ramblings. This is done under the pretense that it looks chaotic like that other Eris is supposed to be. More often than not, she instead ends up looking like a Fucktard.

History

• Eris started and is still the owner of the original nakedparts community on livejournal, though she no longer directly manages it.
• Eris had an internet radio show for 5 months on the now defunct MrRadio.com, in which she tried to emulate Howard Stern but was only 2 hours of Eris successfully offending no one and only entertaining herself.
• Is permanent account #2 on DeadJournal because she gave up the butt sex to scsi,
• Was the internet's fattest camwhore with her own (now gone) domain of eriscam.com before livejournal.
• During her camwhore days became much hated by ana voog. [1][2][3]

Trivia

• Eris's interests include polyamory, which was invented by the Pope to spread AIDS in Africa. Eris is quite proud to be part of the AIDS conspiracy, as her hate for Africa knows no reasonable bounds.
• Is definitely a fatty.
• Is known to post pictures of her breasts, and other stupid shit no one cares about
• Now lives in Las Vegas, NV after Californa revoked residency rights of insane people with delusions of grandeur, posing as minor dieties.
• Possibly a badly disguised ghey man
• If you reached this article from the Rape Checklist you are a rapist

That Other Eris

That Other Eris reportedly started the Trojan War after not getting invited to a party. This remains unsubstantiated for a number of reasons. First, she posted her story to a blog on her geocities page which prohibited anyone from ever knowing about it. The three people who did see it are unsure whether it's the truth or whether she was being an attention whore that day.

Like God, That Other Eris hasn't been heard from in at least 100 years to offer any proof. This is seen by many as a sign that she was merely trolling.

The Dwarf Planet

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Dwarf Planet Eris isn't really a dwarf, considering it is bigger than recently demoted Pluto (due to Eris' planetary scale trolling of the International Astronomical Union). Known to die-hard astronophiles as Xena, the patron planet of lesbians and nerds. Now Eris will just be claimed by even lamer discordians. Some argue that the planet isn't actually the hunk of rock and metal other planets are, but the space borne remains of (real) Eris.

External links

• eris
• Eris' personal site Frightening, vomit inducing, truly.
• Mansonusa.com Eris' personal profile on The Heirophant Council.