Costa Concordia

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The Costa Concordia is cruise ship involved in a lulz-worthy current event where a retard wop captain decided to play cow-tipping with a boat full of old people off the coast of Italy. Everybody is bawwwwing and losing their shit calling it "just like the Titanic" when only 30 people died and the boat is sitting in 20 feet of water with the shore right fucking there.

Captain's checklist

• Accidentally the boat while chasing some tail
• Send old people back to rooms aboard sinking boat
• Order some pizza
• Get off the boat first Accidentally trip and fall into a lifeboat
• When the cops tell you to go back, start bawwing that it's dark
• Go shopping for some nice warm socks

Pictures

Fail, Italian style About missing Pics

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  I accidentally the boat
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  Vada a bordo, cazzo: words for the captain to live by
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  Does Captain Francisco Schettino wonder if these boobies were worth the €400,000,000 of butthurt?

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