Katiethesinger123

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Katiethesinger123 AKA what every teenage girl looks like with out makeup or cum on their face.

Unfortunately for every YouTube user alive, apart from the fatties, emos, and butthurt 13 year olds who form her fan base, this mountain of lard attempts to sing covers of retarded songs which already sounded bad originally, such as Ke$ha's whiny Tik Tok and Justin Beaver's pre-pubescent Baby, making it sound over 9000 times worse, with her raspy out of breath voice and and off key warbles. Most of her videos are spent with the viewer first having to admire her lunar like hogs face while having to be alarmingly aware of her disgusting heavy breathing. One wonders at first how with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing, but one quickly realizes that she CAN'T!!

Appearance

Once you are unfortunate or sick enough to watch her videos you will have no choice but to, despite her annoying no life fans claiming it is unimportant, behold her ungodly visage. One will instantly remark a few aspects about her appearance

• She is fatter than that black bitch at KFC
• She bears a striking resemblance to Snorlax Hagrid
• She is ugly
• She aint gat no alibi
• Jesus wishes he had her hair
• Her second chin extends far enough to form a second neck as well
• When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
• Her snowman's body has many layers, each getting wider and larger than those that preceded it.
• She proves that fat males have large breasts while the majority of fat females have small ones, and even if they were large, you wouldn't find it shapely enough to fap to you're a sick fuck and would glance at the breast of a woman with such a circumference to her.
• She is a restrained Super saiyan 3, as she has no eyebrows. Either that or she has a hideous scornful thin mono-brow that is hidden under her face blub.
• She looks like Peter Griffins son an unfunny joke.
• Its a Pig
• Its a bear
• No, it's ManBearPig just you being unfunny.

Talents

Don't kid yourself. She has no talent apart from taking up space, eating food and lying down. She cannot talk, she cannot sing, she cannot look human.

Most of the people defending katies singing say “I bet u haters cant sing” but more than half the fans of Katie admit THEY THEMSELVES CANT SING!! And that’s why they think shes good. Singing better than someone who can't sing at all does not mean you’re a good singer

The problem is that when she uploads videos there are only two elements to judge, Her singing (what we hear) and her appearance (what we see) and both elements SUCK! So obviously people will say bad things and criticize. You do not see her “good heart” nor “whats on the inside” (tons of elephant fat) only an unappealing fatass manbearpig with a bad voice.

An example of her exceptional singing talents     “   Fat Bastard trying to sing is what it is   „     —Common sense - what every sane person thinks

Attitude

As with most fatsos out there, this tuba luba has an attitude, thinking and being told by fans that the tons of criticism, jokes and insults aimed at her makes her stronger. This is not the case as

• She is obviously attention seeking and craving acknowledgement more than a whore craves the cox
• Fat people have no strength, apart from throwing their weight about
• Her heart has no strength as all that fat is going to give her a heart attack by the age of 16

Congrats if you understand 70 percent of what she says

What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax

So you happen to be walking down to your nearest grocery store when you spy with your eye this particular fatass either lazing outside a cake store, being wheelbarrow-ed into a Mcdaddy's by her parents or rolling down the road. You have only a few options

GOTTA CATCH IT ALL!!!                                              MAN THE HARPOONS!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!                                                FLEE

Most likey it will use the attacks SING, SCREECH, SLEEP and POUND (the last takes all its PP as its so fucking lazy)

Gotta catch it all

Fanbase

While at first glance of the thumbnail of this fatass, beached whale on jewtube you're thinking lulz will be sure to come trolling the unsuspecting 13 year old boy surfing b cock rocking to this utter noise. Well you couldn't be more off it's a bunch of 13 year old girls asking for it with feelings showing sorrow towards this sick excuse for a human. While, of course, deep in the back of their mind they're thinking thank god I am not this disgusting freak of nature. They will more than likely being saying, "Haters are going to hate, keep going after your dream honey". While we all damn well know no musical jew will pick her up under his big ass nose. The fanbase is however very scary it consist of over 100 women not in the kitchen, which is why you should Vermin Supreme in 2012, he'll keep your bitch right in her place for every good American man. It will no longer allow you to be a pussy and let your bitch get away with being out of the kitchen, not cleaning your house, and god forbid voting.

Trolling for EDiots

1. Comment expressing your hatred towards such an ugly being. 2. Wait for some teenage whore to take the bait. 3. Reel in all lulz. 4. Make sure all lulz are had. 5. ???? 6. PROFIT!

Translation of what she was warbling about     “   Im gonna eat the city   „     —Katie - thoughts on food

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