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Amanda Wenk
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Bryon Crawford wrote two posts documenting the internet plight of Amanda Wenk. He did it justice, so just read his blog entries. Amanda Wenk, suffering from low self-esteem due to being called "A man to wank" all through her school years, posted pictures of herself with her massive boobs on the internet and has since has become so popular that her last name has become a recognized noun, though urbandictionary also accuses her of being a butter face. Her wikipedia article was deleted, but she did get mentioned in the Webshots article. I'm not sure what the hell snapsoid is, but she's also got a little page on it, and shows up on their High School Hotties page.
Masturbating to Amanda Wenk
Despite taking her flickr account off, there's still plenty of her tagged on flickr. You can also find her pictures on webshots in this gallery, and the amandawenk2 gallery. There's also a gallery of her pics on jonmega, and ytmnsfw. Someone even registered amandawenk.es, which I think has a gallery but is always over it's bandwidth quota.]]
She's made most of the "pictures of hot girls" blogs, including mannysbabes, blogsnow, girlsarenice, partyflashers, and flickrgirls. People still talk about her pretty consistently in the blogosphere, according to blogpluse, and technorati, and blogates. The La Fiesta Party Band, wrote a song about her: "Amanda Rough Mix."
Plenty of internet forums have hosted her boobs, including whatboyswant (where some people claiming to go to high school with her posted), ebaumsworld, fairfaxunderground, General Mayhem genmay, leenks and most importantly The Loveline Companion.
But seriously, how is anyone suppossed to jack off to those tits when she never shows her nipples? Fucking cocktease. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPgCWZ_e8tU <- u can jerk off to her tits bouncing here.
Where to masturbate to Amanda Wenk if you speak Spanish
Amanda Wenk is just as popular in the Spanish speaking world as the English. You can find all her pictures on Le Foro (fotos de Amanda Wenk).
Where to masturbate to Amanda Wenk if you speak Portuguese
The Brazilians at judao.com.br seem to like her.
Where to masturbate to Amanda Wenk if you speak German
Germans should try zattevrienden or brustverein.
Help stalking Amanda Wenk
Did Amanda win a ballet award? Is she faculty in an English department? Did she score two goals in a soccer game? Are those sites about our Amanda Wenk? You are part of the mystery.
You'll also want to add amandahasniceboobs and abc123_me to your friends on MySpace.
Breaking news
Apparently she got a breast size reduction (sauce). Why anyone with tits that epic would want a breast size reduction is beyond us... oh wait, it probably had to do with the legions of fapping stalkers. Never mind then. It's still blasphemous.