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Katiethesinger123
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Katiethesinger123 is a horrific she-whale that excretes inhuman noises from the gaping hole of no return. Most YouTube users unfortunate to see this mountain of lard suffer from Post Traumatic Event Disorder and can take months for the victim to function in normal society once more. The monstrous she-beast uses a pattern of grunts and noises to form words to do covers of classics, such as Ke$ha's 'Tik Tok' and Justin Bieber's 'Baby', making them sound like an old Buffalo being castrated while having large dildos shoved up it's ass. The majority of her videos are spent with the viewer getting over the shock of the sight of the she-whale while covering their ears in the fear of going deaf. One wonders at first how with that much fat, chins, and heavy labored breath, she could pull off the insanely improbable feat of singing, truly an inspiration to us all. Her singing makes Rebbeca Black and Justin Bieber sound like heavenly angels.
Appearance
The horrific she-whale is an abomination; one of the greatest eye-sores known to mankind, legends say it is the down-syndrome offspring of the legendary Moby Dick itself. Upon seeing her ungodly visage, one will instantly remark a few aspects about her appearance.
- She is fat and ugly.
- She is fat and ugly.
- SHE IS FAT AND UGLY.
- She looks like a 485 pound mule that had it's snout smashed with a hammer .
- She may have the legendary triple-chin.
- When she stands up, mankind is left in awe at the colossal behemoth before them, letting out wailing noises which cannot be understood by the human ear.
- Some say there is buried treasure from within her rolls of fat.
- She has more rolls than a bakery.
- She looks like the resulting child from I got married last weekend
- She is a horrific hambeast.
Talents
Katie has amazing talents such as, eating, sleeping, staying in one place and breathing, however, these are downplayed by the fact that she cannot form coherent sentences, cannot sing and cannot look human.
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What to do when encountering a wild Snorlax
In the rare event that you encounter the she-whale leaving the confines of her room, you've a small selection of choices to make as the she-whale's insatiable hunger may force her to eat you.
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Fanbase
The she-whale's fan-base mostly consist of 12 year old girls and people with a fat fetish showing admiration towards this horrific -she-beast. The mental processing power is equal to that of someone with Down's Syndrome, as their responses to Haters usually consist of 'Haters gonna hate'. It is quite apparent that a musical Jew will never pick her up, or in this case, use a crane, but the fanbase is ever optimistic that this will definitely happen. Her fans are mostly made up of sick fuck pedophiles and people who don't know the first thing of real talent and music.
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