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Aquagirlwhitefox

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Aquagirlwhitefox is an attention whoring furry who always asks users for donations, usually for her "cancer" or her "dying grandpa", neither of which exist because like most furries, she or he is a lying cunt.

Donations for Cancer

Miss Whitefox posted a journal (now deleted) in which she claimed that she had cancer and that unless she could get enough money for an operation, she would die. Since all furries are lonely 30 year old men who long to help a damsel in distress in hopes of getting laid...or at least yiffed by miss whitefox, all of her friends rushed to donate their hard earned money to help AquaGirlWhiteFox live. So Miss Whitefox had her operation....or so everybody thought. Soon after the supposed "operation", Aquagirlwhitefox received dozens of commissions of her fursona from various artists. Considering how much commissions usually cost, some users got suspicious about where she got that money, but she claimed it was "spare change from her sister and aunt. In the mean time, Miss Whitefox kept "updating" her watchers about her condition in various journals. (now deleted) She kept whining about how she was in so much pain and how it sucked to be in a wheel chair despite being alive.

Caught in the act

Aquagirlwhitefox posted a journal asking users for more donations because apparently the doctors "didn't remove all the cancer". Likely story right? Zeku, a scalefag, asked Aquagirlwhitefox to show a picture of her cast with his username written on it so that he knew she was being legit. A reasonable request. So Aquagirlwhitefox agreed and uploaded her picture in this journal:

Unfortunately for her, a simple search on google for "hot injured chicks" brought up the same image at http://www.forkparty.com/13120/12-seriously-hot-and-seriously-injured-chicks-gallery/hot-injured-chicks-broken-leg-cast

When confronted with this news, Miss Whitefox's journal quickly vanished. In her PM to Zeku, she claimed the reason she lied was because she didn't want people to see her suffering in real life....despite the fact that she was complaining about her suffering in her journals. Aquagirlwhitefox expects users to believe she was dying from cancer unless she gets enough donations. SHE WAS DYING....and yet she has a problem showing her pictures to prove she is legit? What sense does that make? One can only assume that she is so ugly that if anybody saw her, they'd wish for her death.

Of course like most lolcows, aqua blocked Zeku for "torturing" her.




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