War on drugs

Terrorists love drugs. Are you a terrorist Billy? ARE YOU?

Originally called The shorthanded skirmish against illegal substances which may or may not cause harm to somebody, the war on drugs is a US war waged by the man for lulz and booze money, initially on smelly pot smoking hippies in the mid 70s in the hope of turning them from useless hippies that spend all their welfare money on imported drugs into useless yuppies that spend all their easy earned money on imported furniture from Europe and Japan.

The war on drugs was later described by graduates of the school of friggin obvious as "...a slutty waste of public funds which could have been better spent on oversized golden calves dropped randomly by stealth bombers over Canada."

	“	... Bush came out and said, "We are losing the war against drugs." You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.	„
	—Bill Hicks

Drug war strategy

jews dispense welfare
niggas spend welfare check on drugs
welfare checks fund the dealers' gangsta lifestyle
junky run out of money and drugs
crimes committed to get more drugs
welfare marginalized
jews = happy
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PROFIT!!!
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Arguments against the war on drugs

A tax on legal drugs would bring revenue to troubled government agencies, now that Bush accidentally the economy.
It costs multiple metric fucktons of taxpayer money
It has contributed to the largest prison population in world history
There has never been any evidence that it has done anything to meet its stated goals
It has left us with a bunch of unemployable ex-convicts
Making anything illegal makes it profitable, allowing even the smelliest Mexican douchebags to produce trailers full of cash just by carrying stuff from one place to another and occasionally murdering competitors/bystanders
The murder rate suddenly increased during alcohol prohibition, and dropped steeply after its repeal. The crime rate during drug prohibition continues to increase, for COMPLETELY UNKNOWN reasons, since the two are not even remotely similar
Drugs {other than alcohol and tobacco} are cut and tanted by AIDS
Lulzkill. Junkies are funny when they have drugs.