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Jwolfsky
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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What happens when you mix wannabeguido with furry? Many a user has wondered if such an abomination could exist, yet among the yiff infested bowels of Furaffinity emerged Cristiano Denielo-Mcciano Roberts otherwise known as Jwolfsky. He is a fathomosexual furfaggot currently residing in Colorado, famous for being the king of overreacting and swinging his smelly balls in the faces of his friends, family, and league of special worshippers. When he's not pretending he's in the mafia and stating he has "connections", he's busy fapping to foot fetish furry porn and tracing his over priced commissions. He gained popularity on FA because of his super cool "paw" pictures and his unique ability to create a clusterfuck of idiocy where ever he lurks. He is often accompanied by his girlfriend Tape, who will defend his sorry ass every time he gets himself in trouble. When you think he's done flapping his vagina about, he throws you for a loop and starts even more shit. Turns out she finally got an ounce of sense and dumped him. She probably got tired of puking in her mouth constantly because he wears a single pair of socks for two months straight.
Be sure to remind him of how he can't keep a relationship and how he's a sad, lonely little piece of shit.
Summed up in one picture...
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Bitch can't back up her talk. We shut her fucking mouth babe. Defenseless cunt she is lolololol
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— Jwolfsky, an articulate gentleman.
Misc
Comment whoring the 420furs page. Look at how cool he is.
Jwolfsky avidly speaks of how much pot he smokes, whether it be journals, art comments, or the 420furs group page. He thinks that smoking mary jane and posting about it makes him a super coor edgy furry hipster. He doesn't realize that weed is a drug for cowards like him and he should try crystal meth sometime. But then his beautiful spray tanned skin might get ruined.Of course he can't draw any theme without furfagging it up. This is his 'rasta' character. He also likes to brag about how fucking awesome he is at beer-pong. Though being underaged he has been drinking for years, which probably explains why he makes such poor decisions.
During the Yiffy Leaks of 2010, Dragoneer's notebox spilled over in a fury of loose words and flying fur. Among the wreckage, there were messages of people trying to report other users. Apparently someone tried reporting Jwolfsky before because of some drama we missed.
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From: Syrus-Wolfe
To: Dragoneer
Title: trolling flame and drama again
Content:
Hi!
I don't know what's going on in jwolfsky mind but he's like a pure god
and he's going far far away from civility,please,can you do something
about this situation?
Thank you so much!!
Kind regards
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—Syrus Wolfe. Pure god? Where did you get that impression?
