Angelique DeSatanos

She's got that staaaaare, man

Angelique DeSatanos is an old lady who pretends to be young by playing on the internets all fucking day and being a total whore in her sad attempt to RP. She is also the mother of two children, and treats them like stuffed animals. She was sent to jail in December for failing to notice that her children had decided to play in traffic, after they escaped from her filth covered apartment and toddled out over a six foot fence to the freeway.