A hunter shoots a bear

A hunter shoots a bear is a viral ad campaign created by the Tipp-ex / BIC company to promote their range of products designed to fix the spelling mistakes of 13-year-old boys and art students. It's less like a commercial and more like one of those terrible, shitty FMV point and click games that no one cared about 15 years ago. But this one is asking you to buy something you don't need, so within a couple weeks the videos amassed over nine million views.

You read that correctly. In over nine million instances, people voluntarily watched a commercial. For god damned Tipp-ex (or, as human beings refer to it, Wite Out). If that doesn't prove to you that people are too stupid for their own good and need to be left out in the elements like retarded Spartan babies to either die or come back stronger and smarter, than I don't know what else I can do for you.

In case you're too stupid to even watch it, here's a synopsis!

The ads begin with a hunter and a bear and at the end of the first video you are asked to choose whether you'd like to see the hunter shoot the wretched bear or whether you'd prefer to let it live. Your decision then diverts you to the next video, where you are asked to [literally] fill in the blanks. If you are bored at work, then this shit is for you.

Suggestions

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OTAY!

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Since you can't shoot the bear, perhaps you should try:

• tickles a bear
• eats a bear
• dresses a bear (the bear DO NOT WANT)
• smokes pot with a bear
• punches a bear
• dances with a bear
• hugging a bear
• singing with a bear
• plays with a bear
• fucks a bear
• drinks with a bear (what a big penis you have Mr. Bear)
• vomits on a bear
• attacks a bear
• eats dinner with a bear
• plays soccer with a bear
• shoots a bear
• gives a job to a bear
• wrestling with a bear
• cooking with a bear
• riding a bear
• dances with a bear
• marries a bear
• takes a photo of a bear
• goes fishing with a bear
• bear a bear (they go on strike)
• tipp-ex a bear
• jokes with a bear
• cuts grass with a bear
• paints a bear
• phones a bear
• plays football with a bear
• giving head to a bear
• pisses on a bear
• trolls a bear
• shake that bear

If you run out of the ideas above, here are some other fun suggestions:

• kill yourself
• kill someone else, and then kill yourself
• fuck the toaster
• just kill yourself, you loser, you chose voluntarily to participate in a Choose Your Own Adventure commercial for an office supply that no one has used since they invented the word processor.

There are also plenty more on http://we-like-tippex.com/

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