Furluminati

Redirect to:

• Furfag

We already have a page on furries. All of them think they run the place. In short, all furries are Furluminati. The existence of this page is now a conspiracy. You have read the truth and I have said too much! Turn back before they come for yo

But why is it really a redirect!=

Ok, to be real here for a moment....

All furries are furluminati as they all feel they run the show. With everyone running the show, they all are the conspiracy in their little cliques. When all furries are furluminati, it makes sense to just redirect the page.

Not only that, this page is unfunny. It's at best a weak in joke that had been removed from the old ED for over a year before being transplanted from uncyclopedia. The exact same page (minus one or two images) was deleted from Uncyclopedia for being unfunny and someone just moved it here. If it's too lame for unclyclopedia and techinically all furries are furluminati, there is no reason for the page to be here.

The page itself is a bad in-joke that started over various furry chats. At best this page could be seen as as "self important twats nobody cares about anymore because they were being self important over a decade ago." As we already have categories for self important twats and an entire hub just for furry self important twats, this page becomes a moot point. At worst it's a pathetic attempt to troll being kept alive as a very sad attempt at a "joke".

Why is all this right here? Because a few furries have the sense to hit "edit" instead of blindly hitting "undo" and, frankly, only a few furries still care about this half-baked in joke. It also looks better to have some content on a page where people still expect it.

Now, go make something actually funny!