Because of my syndrome

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People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.

Because of my syndrome.

I'll pull your heartstrings to get on Oprah. Also, HURRRRRRR

At 2 in 1991
At 11 in 2000
At 21 in 2010
Eating snacks

Because of my syndrome (or BOMS) is a phrase used to refer to a special lightweight female. Because of her syndrome, Lizzie Velasquez is not able to ~~gain weight~~ store fat. She is 21 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has ~0 percent body fat as well. Obviously she could put on some muss and is just too lazy to lift dem weights.

In addition to having a face that makes you want to gouge your own eyes out with a spork, she is also blind in one eye and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it.. Some researchers believe that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and Amy Winehouse Disease but so far this work remains speculative.

She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is post on /b/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.

She attends Texas State University, so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"

LizzitaChickita

tl;dw on YouTube: ~~http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkmgcI5YSrM~~ some things censored

On the Maury Show in 2000 at 11 years

Debuting on YouTube in 2008 at 19 years

Despite rumours spread by Bronies, she is not dead. She has posted on her YouTube channel as recently as December 19, 2012

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The Maury Show

Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in season three in the year 2000 in a November 8 (or possibly January 1) episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and 50 pounds.

~~You cannot~~ It's really hard to find a video of the episode because nobody cares and it would be flagged as shocking or disgusting content. Lizzie's dream is to whore herself on Oprah.

Galleries

Family

Chris, brother
Marina, sister
Rita, mother
Lupe, father
Elia, aunt
Anna, cousin

Friends

Abraham
Joe
Tiffany

Other

Edgar, "acquaintance"
Paula, teacher

Missing:

Abigail Rodriguez writer/director/photography
Shatara McNeil producer

Prospects

DO NOT WANT
I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time.

Because of my syndrome.
I fucked a nigger out of desperation.

Because of my syndrome.
I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye.

Because of my syndrome.
Hold me! I'm too weak to stand!

Because of my syndrome.
I can't gain weight.

Because of my syndrome.

I'm blind in one eye.

Because of my syndrome.
I'm thinner than the Christmas tree.

Because of my syndrome.
I don't have any breasts.

Because of my syndrome.
I can eat as much as I want.

Because of my syndrome.
I need a piggyback ride.

Because of my syndrome.
People go out of their way to make me feel special.

Because of ~~their guilt~~ my syndrome.