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Pumkin World
Pumpkin Pumkin World, also known simply as "Pumkin", is a primitive educational flash game about talking, anthropomorphic Pumpkins who do stupid shit all day. The game features eight mini-games, all of which except one makes you want to claw out your eyes, and then set your eye-sockets on fire. The game's sub-domain was abandoned by the Pumkin company. The Pumkin Company is a failed-excuse for an educational company that distributes moar shitty flash games and movies. Oh yeah, did I mention that they also make cartoons? Dear god.
The History
The flash game came about sometime in 2002, where nobody gave a shit, until it was popularized thanks to YouTube, in 2008. Find out about moar, here.
—Pumkin | ||
The Game
The game consists of a silent, ambient selection-screen where you can choose a different game, all of which serve as a mental-stability calculator, in which the longer you actively play, the more orderly you are. The list of mini-games, ugh. :
The Colour Game : This wonderful piece of a game starts off with a pumkin with a pedo-face falling from the sky, followed by even moar different colored pumkins falling from the sky. Clicking on a pumkin will prompt the game to exclaim its color. Nobody knows if this game has an end, because they've all killed themselves after ten minutes of playing.
The Clothes Game : In this mini-game, you have to help some sick fuck bird remove all of the clothes of some pumkin bitch by playing God and summoning the wind to blow the articles of clothing away. Rule 34 can wait though, it's just some old whore too Jewish to spend the money on a dryer. The woman also has a magical brown-basket that seems to be able to hold pants, shoes, strap-ons, sneakers, niggers, scarfs, dresses, shorts, shirts, dildos, and more shit. If the creators cared about physics though, this wouldn't be a game staring a bunch of fat-ass pumkins though.
Vegatables : You have to help an old, stoned rabbit navigate to the vegetables, so he can eat them all with one bite. This game has such a shitty design to the point where he can ask if there are any eggplants or carrots, even though he already ate them or you said there aren't any earlier. Either that, or he's so high as fuck that he can't even remember. The moral of this game is that drugs are bad, but drugs are exactly what you would need to enjoy this shit.
Barnyard Disco : A game where you have to help Farmer Pumkin sing-a-long with his animals. All of the animals move with only two or three frames when interacted with, but they all end up looking like a third-grader's attempt at animation. The cow looks like it's having a spasm when it dances, and the goat's dance animation-loop is surprisingly the most worth-wile thing in the entire fucking game. The party ultimately fails because of a lack of good hookers and the fact that disco is for aspie old fucks. Hackers have revealed a true ending to this hidden in the game's code where the farmer commits suicide afterwards because he has no friends outside of a bunch of down-syndrome animals.
The Fruits Game : You have to help some Pumkin dude with a basket catch fruits from this magical fucking tree that has all kinds of fruits in order to try to replicate the mistake of Adam and Eve. He asks you if you like the fruit, and if yes you catch it, and if not you rejects the fruit by blocking it with his basket, instead of giving the food to Africa, or selling it for profit.
In-On-Over-Under : The objective of this game is to place random shit into random places in some stupid cunt's house. Such scenarios include "put the -DILDO- in my -NIECE-," "Put the -PISS- on the -TABLE-," and other retarded shit found in a photo of Chris-chan's living room. Outside of the randomness, the game sucks at giving instructions, and ends up being confusing shit that nobody cares about.
—In-On-Over-Under Narrator | ||
—In-On-Over-Under Narrator | ||
Hungry Pumkin : The most-popular game, and the only reason it has an ED page. You play as the owner-of the Hungry-Pumkin, a diner that-serves Pizza, noodles, Soda, fish, coffee, and other foods that all share a similar theme or taste. The game begins with a creepy-as-fuck Pumkin coming in, declaring "I'm very hungry!" as if he owns the place. You then spread out four-different menu-choices onto the table, he asks for one, and you deliver. If you give something he "doesn't want", he proclaims "NO!! I DON'T WANT THAT.", and literally back-hands it away from the table like a small child. If you give-him what he wants, he eats in one gulp, even eating whatever the fuck the food was on/in. The retarded orange shit eats bowls, cups, and whatever else can fit into his mouth. Once you feed him enough, the bastard grows fat and compliments the cooking, then leaves the building without paying. If you give him too many items he doesn't want, he'll leave the restaurant without paying. Any tourneyfag aim for the high score by right-clicking the food the fatass wants, causing him to eat it without removing the item, allowing him to grow bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until the orange Jew's dick is blocking your entire keyboard. However, it's better to not give him what he wants, because no matter the ending, the fat fuck never pays, instead choosing to run out of the building, stealing the food like a nigger.
Numbers : Nobody cares about this one. You play a piano for easily impressed pumkins by clicking the fruits in the correct numerical sequence based off of the numbers they have on them.