Banditkazoo

Banditkazoo is just one of the hot booties on deviantart and youtube.

Potatotastic

Her potato is Burger Bandit.. or is it Spicy Nacho Doritos.. Maybe Enchilada or Squidward. Who knows, she changes her potato almost every burrtio. She claims to "Love One Direction" or "Just not a belieber anymore". Even her friends are starting to get fed up with her changing her pants and potatoes left and right. If someone draws her potato wrong she points out that she just farted rudely and doesn't say thank you for dinner.

Chef don't judge

In Bandtit's earlier youtube days, she was rising up with the queens of potatoes. This was back in the time of youtube groups. The group was made for potatoes and mashed potatoes to find gravy. During this time she was on the youtube account DarknessZePotato66. She would go to every male that was "Looking for a potato (But would love to find mashed potatoes)" saying "Shine bright like a potato :3" without even knowing them. She tried and only succeeded when the potato was tired of her bugging them or if they were really desperate man-potato.

Trolls

Our wonderful potatoes came and saved the day. Bandit was put in her place and everyone soon opened their potatoes to the potato she was. Some would make potato screenshots which people believed to be real even though the potato was way off and too correct to be from crop fields. Others would make potatoes pretending to be doritos and water her potatoes to later on kick her potatoes and say that "They were only potatoing with her." Knowing she was losing the crop fields, she begun to throw horrible watermelons and pears at the potatoes. Within losing, she said "y do bad things happen to potatoes ;;"”

The Potatoes

Bandit was known as many potatoes who she claimed weren't her. These potato were by the names of potatoes, tomato, mash potatoes, dortios , skinned potato , enchilada, and so many more. We all knew she was them. Same drawing style, horrible pokefag designs, and same typing style. She would use these to get boyfriends and girlfriends. Most were male leaving Snowfire and Glacey to be the only females. Whenever someone would figure out they were her, she would abandon the account and make a new one. The only one which was never found out was Glacey, which was abandoned long after. She had accounts to date herself, too! These were Jagged(Now known as Berry aka Internut7 on deviantart) and Jake. By this time, Bandit had gotten better at faking personalities and making new drawing styles. This made it hard for anyone to figure it out.

File:Http://www.artsjournal.com/outthere/POTATO.jpg

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Currently, Bandit pretends to be Internut7, chillyrox, and MapleSyrupx. The drawing styles are hard to tell apart, but look close and check the way they type and how they design. Shows that they are the same person. Why else would they be so inactive?

Growing Into A Potato

Bandit currently is growing into a potato. She get's into crop fields that she shouldn't stick her vines into. She races to Potato and Potato's defense, but not so often. When she does, she makes a potato of herself. She does it often enough to be seen as a possible potato.

Baaaaw For Potatoes

Bandit claims at times she is "Potatoes" and once said in a journal that "She wished for Potatoes to make her Potatoes." Yet, she is nice and Potatoes when you talk to her. Even during a Potatostream of her's she sounded Potatoes. Bandit is a Potato using the "Potato" excuse to get Potatoes. She Potatoes at it most of the time anyway.

Tumblr Anon Speaks Potato

On Bandit's tumblr, an anon had sent her a message that shows how she actually is.

File:Http://www.artsjournal.com/outthere/POTATO.jpg

truth about potatoes

With this, Bandit fights back with horrible Watermelons and Potatoes to Potato the anon. She just couldn't handle the Potatoes.

Other Info

• Email: [email protected]
• Skype: Potatokinbuttchips

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