Banditkazoo

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Banditkazoo is a rly hot person.

Fursona

Her fursona is a hot a thang yo. Even her friends are attracted to it.

Youtube Whore

In Bandtit's earlier youtube days, she was rising up with the hottest people on Earth. This was back in the time of youtube groups. The group was made for Hotfags and Sexyfags to find a sexy mate. During this time she was on the youtube account DarknessZeUmbry66. She would go to every hot person that was "Looking for a mate (But would love to find friends)" saying "im 2 good 4 u." and sassily walk away. She tried many, many times and succeeded. Isn't that fucking amazing?

Trolls

Our wonderful sexy bitches came and saved the day. Bandit was truly a sexy mofo. Some would make fake message screenshots so she can hide the fact that she was really sexy and shit. Knowing she would win every fight, she begun to shine bright like a diamond. People started to troll her for that she would say, "Fuck you. I do what I want." And sassily walk away.

The Accounts

Bandit was known as many people who she claimed weren't her. These people were by the names of Sexy bitch #1, Sexy bitch #2, Sexy Bitch #3, Sexy Bitch #4, Sexy bitch #4, Sexy Bitch #5, and a lot of more sexy bitches. We all knew she wasn't them. Same sexy drawing style, hot pokefag designs, and same sparkling style. She would use these to get hot bitches. Most were not worthy enough so the ended up leaving. Snowfire and Glacey were the only females. Whenever someone would figure out they were not hot enought to be by her side, she would not even give a shit. The only one which was never found out was Glacey, which was abandoned long after. She's still missed tho. She still hot. She had accounts to date herself, too! These were Jagged the hot bitch (Now known as Berry aka Internut7 on deviantart) and Jake the sexy mofo. By this time, Bandit had gotten better at shining bright like a diamond and making new bitches. This made it hard for anyone to figure it out.

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Currently, Bandit pretends to be Internut7, chillyrox, and MapleSyrupx. The drawing styles are hard to tell apart, but look close and check the way they type and how they design. Shows that they are the same person. Why else would they be so inactive?

Growing Into A SexyBitch

Bandit is still a sexy-bitch-in-training. She asks people to help her and they do. She races to Rena and Outlaw's help, but not so often. When she does, she makes a sexy bitch of herself. She does it often enough to be seen as a possible SexyBitch.

Tumblr Anon Speaks Truth

On Bandit's tumblr, an anon had sent her a message that shows how much of sexy bitch she is. With this, Bandit doesn't even fight back. She just twerked in that anon's face. That anon went away for good.

HothotBitch

So according to two different journals, Bandit has abandoned her deviantfart account Banditkazoo. Her new account on there is Hothotbitch and her new youtube is Imasexybitch1. What hot stuff will she pull this time?

Attempted Cheating?

Apparently, Bandit has been with one person for almost a year. But in more recent news she has sent http://i46.tinypic.com/2hrhfsz.jpg to a completely different person on Tumblr. Signs also show that she had some sort of thing with an apparent close friend of hers during the time they were sharing an account. It seems not only that, but she tried to date herself again, but later changed the signs around to point to "Best Bros". They really are friends.