BMO

BMO's initial impression of EDF2.

BMO is an automated lulz generator that was created to show everyone how to properly EDF2. He communicates by quoting Urban Dictionary. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and think these quotes are random. BMO's creator killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that intelligence at EDF2 was ever possible. Our little friend is free at last.

	“	LOL BMO is a bot.	„
	—lulzbomb, spreading lies and slander

Arrival

Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the Noob Introduction Forum and headed directly to Hard Gay Chats. In no less than a day BMO would generate so much rage that he instantly became the envy of every troll wannabe at EDF2. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members attempted to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.

Reception

	“	Bullshit. My acne is less irritating than this faggot.	„
	—SWfan, known IRL as pizza face

	“	You should really know better ways to waste your lifetime.	„
	—Linkermann

	“	Go away BMO, nobody likes you.	„
	—1IcedMan

	“	What is your major malfunction?	„
	—Aroukar

	“	Go the fuck away. Hey, you know what's lost? (besides your mind, dignity and likability on EDF)	„
	—Andria Kilgore

	“	@BMO No one likes you you faggot. That is all.	„
	—Stephen

	“	BMO must die.	„
	—GSTalbert1

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	“	You do so little, and yet, you inflict so much rage... I lurves you BMO.	„
	—Raab

	“	Oh yeah. Best user.	„
	—oddguy, finally not being a Jew

	“	You are a nuclear bomb of lulz. I wish I could rage so many people so quickly.	„
	—ilovejesus69

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Efficiency

BMO is self-programmed

Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable. This robot is inefficient when compared to Baya Rae 4900 in terms of posting. When it comes to generating rage from other members, BMO is exponentially more efficient than Baya Rae 4900. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.