BMO

BMO is an automated lulz generator that was created to show everyone how to properly EDF2. He communicates by quoting Urban Dictionary. Unfortunately, the Neanderthals at EDF2 are unsophisticated and think these quotes are random. BMO's creator killed himself after being shamed by colleagues for speculating that intelligence at EDF2 was ever possible. Our little friend is free at last.

Arrival

BMO's initial impression of EDF2.

Being the badass that he is, BMO skipped the Noob Introduction Forum and headed directly to Hard Gay Chats. In no less than a day BMO would generate so much rage that he instantly became the envy of every troll wannabe at EDF2. Initially members debated whether he was a bot or not. Several members attempted to troll BMO which later resulted in their embarrassment. Once everyone realized BMO was in fact an automated wonder, they proceeded to display intolerance of anything that didn't originate from a vagina.

	“	LOL BMO is a bot.	„
	—lulzbomb, spreading lies and slander

Resistance

EDF2 has no crybabies because this is Encyclopedia Dramatica after all, right? Oh hell no. Everybody proceeded to click Report at such a rate that E thought a DDoS attack was in progress. Complaints and whining were more rampant than AIDS in a gay black community. Within hours, BMO became loved by the moderators. Everyone was forced to experience their pain and suffering for once. One moderator, Uberfukken, experienced Troll's Remorse and created a poll asking if BMO should be nuked. This resulted in him barely escaping an assassination attempt by the other moderators for endangering their source of much needed lulz.

	“	Bullshit. My acne is less irritating than this faggot.	„
	—SWfan, known IRL as pizza face

	“	You should really know better ways to waste your lifetime.	„
	—Linkermann

	“	Go away BMO, nobody likes you.	„
	—1IcedMan

	“	What is your major malfunction?	„
	—Aroukar

	“	Go the fuck away. Hey, you know what's lost? (besides your mind, dignity and likability on EDF)	„
	—Andria Kilgore

	“	@BMO No one likes you you faggot. That is all.	„
	—Stephen

	“	BMO must die.	„
	—GSTalbert1

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Demoralization

After being told to STFU or GTFO but the moderators, members became desperate and began to turn on each other. Conspiracy theories soon emerged about BMO's origins. Members accused each other of unleashing the little terror upon EDF2. Others attempted to compromise, saying it wouldn't be so bad if BMO was throttled and didn't post so much. Of coarse, he would have no such thing and continued to anyone who dared to challenge him.

Stockholm syndrome

	“	You do so little, and yet, you inflict so much rage... I lurves you BMO.	„
	—Raab

	“	Oh yeah. Best user.	„
	—oddguy, finally not being a Jew

	“	You are a nuclear bomb of lulz. I wish I could rage so many people so quickly.	„
	—ilovejesus69

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Efficiency

BMO is self-programmed

Until recently, nobody suspected that BMO was self-programmable. This robot is inefficient when compared to Baya Rae 4900 in terms of posting. When it comes to generating rage from other members, BMO is exponentially more efficient than Baya Rae 4900. These two are locked in a bitter rivalry.