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Wiz Khalifa
Cameron Jibril Thomaz, better known by the stage name Wiz Khalifa, is an American rapper. He released his first set of raps about getting high over instrumental tracks he didn't make in 2006, appealing to all of the stoners and Bob Marley fans that were busy listening to Chris Brown and abusing gateway drugs to become meth addicts in their near 20s. His pathetic attempt to encourage the parents who deeply regret not investing our taxes into abortions for Groundbreaking Stem cell research to look into his deep and profound lyrics, reminds us that Mainstream Rap is nothing more than simply Retards Attemping Poetry.
Philosophy
Wiz Khalifa's love for Kush and Orange Juice has inspired him to whine into an auto-tuned microphone about how he has so many fine bitches chilling in his mansion (like in the bathtub LoL!!) and how weed is a big part of his life (aside from stealing car tires because he's a nigger AMIRITE).
—Wiz Khalifa's Facebook page, Lung cancer? | ||
—Wiz Khalifa crying on Reddit after being butthurt from his relationship with a disease infested prostitute, I'm not that picky | ||
Audience
Wiz Khalifa's fans generally consist of being:
- Wiggers who google "dope smoking song".
- Faggots who like Usher and Akon.
- People who don't smoke weed but want people to think they do because they listen to Wiz Khalifa.
- Children trying to fit in at school.
- Wiz Khalifa's mom.
- c00l Ku$h sm0k3rzz.
- Acne ridden furries who post pictures of the Wiz along some quotes on their MySpace pages to make them seem down to earth in front of all of the 16 year old girls.
- All of the above.
Trolling his fans
The majority of Wiz Khalifa's fans can be found posting pictures of him in front of a wall SMOKING DA Ku$h AND HOLDING UP DA PEACE SYMBOLZ WITH HIS NIGGER FINGERZ all over their Mainstream rotted Tumblr pages. His fans may be in large numbers on the internets and tend to join in on YouTube Fights, but do not worry, because there are very easy ways to get around this and achieve many lulz for you and your friends.
- Let all of the gayboys know that Wiz Khalifa doesn't actually smoke weed as much as he says, and that he only does it for the publicity.
- Comment that Wiz Khalifa is a poor man's version of Bob Marley and should be hung like all niggers.
- Insist that his quotes are stolen from other artists (or quite simply make no sense).
- Comment how is music sucks even when you're high (which is a pretty big achievement).
- Acknowledge the fact that his gold 'P' necklace stands for penis.
- Point out that he is a scrawny little bitch.
- Comment that his tattoos are only there to hide his herpes and have no essential meaning whatsoever.
Best Prank EVAR
This works with a lot of musicians, but quite frankly works best with this artist due to his amount of fanboys.
1. Acquire the cell phone number of some poserfag/[lolcow]] that deserves to be trolled (bonus lulz if they listen to Wiz Khalifa).
2. Go on YouTube (spell it right so you're not going on those websites with some creepy bitch saying congratulations).
3. Search for Wiz Khalifa's most viewed music video.
4. Copypasta: "Okay guys, this kid at my school is being a total deuche bag right now going around saying Wiz Khalifa sucks bawlz...so everyone text/call this phone number (insert phone number here) and tell him to fuck off and leave the Wiz alone. Thumbs up this comment so everyone can see this message Kthx!"
5. Check your Facebook news feed for the poserfag's raging status after being butthurt and confused from all of the hate.
6. Admit you were the one that did it, laugh in their face and call them a fag (what the hell are they going to do to you?).
See also
If you love Wiz Khalifa then you'll love:
External links
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