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Kaitlyn Hunt

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Kaitlyn Hunt is an 18 year old attention-whoring fake rug-scrubbing prat from Florida who recently in 2013 became famous for banging some jailbait. After Anonymous promised to help her, she decided to reject a plea bargain and risk 15 years in jail to defend her winnocence. She will appear in court a week from now, on June 20, 2013.


Perfect Flower Child

The Life Of Kaitlyn

Kaitlyn Hunt's story is further proof the human race has intellectually gone to shit. Kaitlyn Hunt began no different from any other whore, desperate for the attention of others but never making it big. She was raised by her hyper feminist mom who preached the glories of vaginal worship and male hatred. No one else thought much of her and had no clue how deranged she would eventually turn out. She actually went out with male specimens at one time in her past - given her tendency for preaching poon worship, this went as well as you would imagine, resulting in the shown exchange pulled from her Twitter.

Kaitlyn decided to "discover" her true identity as a lesbian, another blow to the LGBT held belief everyone is born into their sexuality. This, as with all lesbians, was done solely for attention. Kaitlyn got the hots for some 14 year old poon and made her love known to her in a bathroom stall. Contrary to popular belief, Kaitlyn was calling all the shots in this so-called relationship - once again to vice attention. This went as such until Kaitlyn's supposed 18th birthday when the other girl's parents took action.

Kaitlyn and the Law

The other girl's parents went apeshit over Kaitlyn trying to give their kid teh gheyz and reported Kaitlyn's ass to the police. Kaitlyn learned that branding one's self as a sexual deviant does not properly remove one from the long arm of the law. Kaitlyn, a legal adult, was arrested for sexual conduct with a minor, resulting in a lulzy backlash along the internet divided between her supporters who see no wrong in laying jailbait and those who want her self-absorbed ass ruined. Something as simple as citing written law will trigger an epic shitstorm among LGBT supporters whom believe true love should not be restricted by law. Despite obvious evidence against Kaitlyn's claims, the mainstream media, several LGBT supporters, and even Anonymous have gone to great lengths defending the name of someone they don't even personally know.

Recent Lulz

A classmate of Kaitlyn posted up a video of Kaitlyn prodding her sister Emily to fight some girl on the beach, nothing any perfect child would condone.

Kaitlyn gets off to her sister's pumping ass

As if this weren't enough to show Kaitlyn is hardly a perfect golden flower child, the classmate also had this to say:

   
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I personally go to school and am in the same grade as Kaitlyn Hunt. I can tell you that the way the media is portraying her is far from reality. I have never even made contact with her before, but from personal experience I can say that she is not a good person and is not ‘innocent’. She is known as a whore throughout the school, constantly starts high school drama, gets in school suspensions, and is overall not well liked at all. No, I don’t have a grudge against her, I’ve never even made contact with her. It’s just that my whole school knows she’s not a good person and don’t think it’s fair the media is portraying this otherwise. Hopefully this video further proves she is not the girl everyone thinks she is.
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—spilled beans

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