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What is Brock?

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So What Exactly is Brock?

Brock is Mexican
Brock is Mexican

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Brock's many siblings.

Over the years the question has popped up in the minds of many, everybody ranging from fans to haters of the show: Just what the hell is Brock's Nationality? Well as it turns out, Brock is Mexican. In the series he has both worn a sombrero and dress in traditional Mexican clothing in the show on multiple occasions and even has a dancing pineapple-duck named Too Much Tequila. He has many siblings an illegal immigrant daddy and a hot white momma who live in Pewter City. Brock has also been known to breed red Chihuahuas and own a large collection of pet rocks. He is of short stature compared to most adults in the series but still taller than any of his traveling companions, he flirts with every woman he meets and was raped by an older woman named Professor Ivy. Brock is also known for his ability to perform just about any task imaginable and does much of the gang's cooking, cleaning, and general care-taking.

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Ludicolo, once you see it you cannot unsee it.

Over the years he has been incorrectly claimed as the following by fans and haters alike.

  • Asian
  • Black
  • Middle Eastern
  • Native American
  • Pacific Islander
  • Cybertronian
  • Kantoian
  • Pewterian
  • Saiyan

See also