The Incredible Flying Broomstick Guy

He Dickrode the Broom after His First Gay Experience in the Neverlands....

The Incredible Flying Broomstick Guy is a retarded and pointless meme that began right after Oklahoma fucked God's wife. It shows some kid named Ethan Nudd flying around on a broomstick while spewing out nonsense that sounds like a high-pitched orgasm. A bunch of 13-year-old boys, 12 year old girls and other retards are the reason this kid is famous. They simply have no taste and are bored with Justin Bieber, Fred and have nothing better do to. This video is unbelievably dumb that it makes the Harlem Shake look like a motherfuckin' masterpiece. Everyone who resides in a basement should feel proud for making this video go viral, saving mankind and making the world a better place in the process.

Ethan Nudd

Ethan staring at the secret love of his life: Jake Gyllenhaal.

It started when some Norwegian guy named Ethan Nudd rolled out of bed after a night of passionate gay sex with his friend. A sex tape was recorded but his buddy doesn't want anyone to know that he's a faggot. Noticing the mess on the floor, Ethan grabbed a broom and swept up the pubes and crabs. At this point, he decided to stick the tip of the handle of the broom up his ass. From a distance, Harry Potter took notice and burst into the room, giving Ethan his first lesson: The Art of Balancing Thy Dick. Life would never be the same our friend.

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In summary, Ethan flies around Harry Potter style on his groom-to-be broom while making gay noises each time it penetrates his asshole. This is also known as Pottering. Should you manage to watch this video for the entire duration without laughing then you win an Internet, a cock size increase and additional IQ points. Deal? Notice how at the end of the video Ethan heads back to the closet. Like that isn't a giveaway!

Viral Popularity

This video, copies and variations are found all over the Internet. It has generated enough views that it was featured on YouTube, knocking Gangnam Style off the charts for a short while, much to everyone's relief. An amazing accomplishment for something so retarded, isn't it? And yet despite his video's popularity, Ethan's Twitter account has less than 300 followers. Ironic, isn't it?