Quanell X

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Quanell X

Quanell X (/ˈɛks/; born Quanell Ralph Evans; December 7, 1970) is a fat retarded race-baiting islamic nigger who thinks he can swindle his own people and no one will notice. Contrary to his IRL Wikipedia article, he is not actually the leader of the new black panther nation. He is rather a cocky cheap sack of shit who was lucky enough to land a cushy gig on a local cable news show that no one even knows exists anymore (Fox Faceoff). In his spare time, Quanell ambulance chases freshly killed jungle bunnies who have been shot by the honorable police and promises their families to get justice or some shit. In exchange Quanell would amount enough money to buy property in Conroe, TX far away from all the murder monkey's he claims to care about.

Early life

Quanell Ralph Evans was born in Los Angeles, Commifornia. Both his mother and father we're crazy cocaine addicts who stumbled into the Nation of Islam. After his parents inevitably divorced because we all know nigger fathers don't stick around for too long, Evans and his cocaine-addicted mother moved to Houston, where he lived with his blind senile old bitch of a grandmothers house in the South Acres neighborhood, where he attended Worthing High School.